The Perfect Present for Your Arch-Nemesis

Nov 02, 2007 21:58

Title: The Perfect Present for Your Arch-Nemesis
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Harry, Voldemort

The present had arrived that morning.

Lord Voldemort sat at the dining room table, examining the package. He hadn’t been expecting any deliveries. He quickly cast a couple of spells to determine if the package had been jinxed in any way before hesitantly untying the ribbons. There was a card:

Thanks for the past six years, jackass. Happy Holidays.

Sincerely,
Harry

And then he found the present: a pair of fuzzy pink socks. Without a doubt the most appalling muggle gift anyone could have purchased.

He made sure that none of his minions were lurking around before trying them on.

voldemort, challenge: socks, rating: pg, harry potter, author: 365_fanfics

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