Yours or Mine?
Challenge # 195 Wands
Title: Yours or Mine?
House: Gryffindor
Rating: PG for innuendo
Word Count: 100 according to Word
“Aaahhh!!!”
“Oh, Merlin!”
“Bugger, you idiot!”
“It…slipped…”
“What?!”
“It just slipped out! I didn’t do anything else, swear!”
“Put it back where it belongs!”
“Why? You're always so...tight…you know! Breathe! Relax! Do it as I do! That’s why yours can’t slip out like mine does! It’s the shape of-”
“Do you want to finish here?”
“Want me to add my saliva there?”
“That’s disgusting.”
“It’s convenient-”
“Just finish what you’re doing so we can get out of here!”
“Such sweet words!”
“F*ck off!”
“That’s…what…I…am…doing…right…now…you…bloody…arse!”
“What that wand of yours? Really now?”
“I’m trying to get the lock open.”
Title: Yours or Mine?
House: Gryffindor
Rating: PG for innuendo
Word Count: 100 according to Word
“Aaahhh!!!”
“Oh, Merlin!”
“Bugger, you idiot!”
“It…slipped…”
“What?!”
“It just slipped out! I didn’t do anything else, swear!”
“Put it back where it belongs!”
“Why? You're always so...tight…you know! Breathe! Relax! Do it as I do! That’s why yours can’t slip out like mine does! It’s the shape of-”
“Do you want to finish here?”
“Want me to add my saliva there?”
“That’s disgusting.”
“It’s convenient-”
“Just finish what you’re doing so we can get out of here!”
“Such sweet words!”
“F*ck off!”
“That’s…what…I…am…doing…right…now…you…bloody…arse!”
“What that wand of yours? Really now?”
“I’m trying to get the lock open.”