Book I/Book II/Book III
Title: Book I: Sirius Black and the Forbidden Forest [in Wormtail’s Pants]
Words: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Forbidden
Characters: Sirus/Peter
Rating: R?
A/N: Year Six in Hogwarts and Padfoot attempts to convince poor Peter to cross boundaries he’d never even dared to step near.
PS: This is Morbidmoogle, I just changed my username for security purposes, but no one probably remembers or cares, for that matter. xP No matter. I’m back. ^^;;
“Is this even allowed?” Peter gasped into the pillow.
Sirius stopped fidgeting with Peter’s robes a moment to ponder this. “I sure hope not,” he said finally, returning to his fidgeting. “Why take time from a perfectly busy schedule to bother with things that are allowed?”
“But what if someone sees?” Peter insisted, wiggling around. “Isn’t this stuff…forbidden?”
Sirius’s brow furrowed. “You mean like the Forbidden Forest?” he asked, missing the Point completely. Then he raised those same brows and cast a horrified glance at Peter’s now visible knickers.
“Why…? Are you hiding something dark, hairy, and unpleasant in there?”
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Title: Book II: James Potter and the Violation of Padfoot’s Dignity
Words: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Forbidden
Characters: James, Sirius. Implied Sirius/Snape
Rating: PG-13
A/N: It’s the Valentine’s Day Dance at Hoggy, Warty Hogwarts and James Potter confesses Sirius’s love to a special someone. That good-for-nothing, scummy, hot, green eyed sonuvabitch.
“Have a chocolate frog, Padfoot.”
“Sod off, wench.”
“Aw…still fuming over the whole dance incident…?”
“Heck bloody yes, I am.”
“It was just a peck on the cheek…”
“I hereby strip you of the Noble Title of Prongs. Now piss off, nameless roommate.”
“Oh now, that’s harsh. Besides, he turned so pink when I told him you fancied him…”
“Just one more word-”
“Oh, and I bet you liked it. You’re thinking it right now…how badly you want to shag him…”
“Potter, I’m warning you-”
“Can you imagine? Hot…”
“Don’t you-”
“Greasy…”
“-dare…”
“Snivellus sex!”
“Stupefy!”
xxx
Title: Book III: Hermoine Granger and the Quest to Make Questionable House Elf Apparel
Words: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Forbidden
Characters: Ron, Hermoine.
Rating: G
A/N: While it might not be officially forbidden, Hermoine sure broke a few codes of morals and ethics in this poor, young Weasley’s eyes
“Hermoine, what are you doing…?” Ron surveyed the pile of rags by his friend.
“What does it look like, Ron? I’m sewing things for S.P.E.W.”
“But… Underwear?” asked Ron incredulously, grabbing a rag.
Hermoine shrieked, blushing furiously. “Give it back!” she screamed, reaching for it. “They’re just hats!” she cried, jumping for it in vain as Ron held it away from her.
Ron stared at the garment suspended from his fingers. His eyes widened. “Oh, Bloody Heck!” he cried, dropping it as though it were a moldy mouse carcass.
He turned to Hermoine, his mouth agape. “You’re making them... thongs?”
xxx
A/N: Yeah, I'd continue but I ran out of ideas. :sheepish grin:
Words: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Forbidden
Characters: Sirus/Peter
Rating: R?
A/N: Year Six in Hogwarts and Padfoot attempts to convince poor Peter to cross boundaries he’d never even dared to step near.
PS: This is Morbidmoogle, I just changed my username for security purposes, but no one probably remembers or cares, for that matter. xP No matter. I’m back. ^^;;
“Is this even allowed?” Peter gasped into the pillow.
Sirius stopped fidgeting with Peter’s robes a moment to ponder this. “I sure hope not,” he said finally, returning to his fidgeting. “Why take time from a perfectly busy schedule to bother with things that are allowed?”
“But what if someone sees?” Peter insisted, wiggling around. “Isn’t this stuff…forbidden?”
Sirius’s brow furrowed. “You mean like the Forbidden Forest?” he asked, missing the Point completely. Then he raised those same brows and cast a horrified glance at Peter’s now visible knickers.
“Why…? Are you hiding something dark, hairy, and unpleasant in there?”
xxx
Title: Book II: James Potter and the Violation of Padfoot’s Dignity
Words: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Forbidden
Characters: James, Sirius. Implied Sirius/Snape
Rating: PG-13
A/N: It’s the Valentine’s Day Dance at Hoggy, Warty Hogwarts and James Potter confesses Sirius’s love to a special someone. That good-for-nothing, scummy, hot, green eyed sonuvabitch.
“Have a chocolate frog, Padfoot.”
“Sod off, wench.”
“Aw…still fuming over the whole dance incident…?”
“Heck bloody yes, I am.”
“It was just a peck on the cheek…”
“I hereby strip you of the Noble Title of Prongs. Now piss off, nameless roommate.”
“Oh now, that’s harsh. Besides, he turned so pink when I told him you fancied him…”
“Just one more word-”
“Oh, and I bet you liked it. You’re thinking it right now…how badly you want to shag him…”
“Potter, I’m warning you-”
“Can you imagine? Hot…”
“Don’t you-”
“Greasy…”
“-dare…”
“Snivellus sex!”
“Stupefy!”
xxx
Title: Book III: Hermoine Granger and the Quest to Make Questionable House Elf Apparel
Words: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Forbidden
Characters: Ron, Hermoine.
Rating: G
A/N: While it might not be officially forbidden, Hermoine sure broke a few codes of morals and ethics in this poor, young Weasley’s eyes
“Hermoine, what are you doing…?” Ron surveyed the pile of rags by his friend.
“What does it look like, Ron? I’m sewing things for S.P.E.W.”
“But… Underwear?” asked Ron incredulously, grabbing a rag.
Hermoine shrieked, blushing furiously. “Give it back!” she screamed, reaching for it. “They’re just hats!” she cried, jumping for it in vain as Ron held it away from her.
Ron stared at the garment suspended from his fingers. His eyes widened. “Oh, Bloody Heck!” he cried, dropping it as though it were a moldy mouse carcass.
He turned to Hermoine, his mouth agape. “You’re making them... thongs?”
xxx
A/N: Yeah, I'd continue but I ran out of ideas. :sheepish grin: