New Name Required

Jul 29, 2006 21:17

Title: New Name Required
Words: 100
House: none for mod
Pairings: Tonks/Hagrid; Charlie/Hermione. Ahem.
Rating: R
Prompt: Dragon

"'Nother whisky, Nymphadora?"

"Stop calling me that, and yes. Oh, and, Charlie, by the way? You have to stop calling yours a dragon."

"What?"

"Well. Not to crush your ego or anything, but Hagrid calls his that, and his is really, really--"

"Oi! Do I want to know this?"

"What! You told me about your upstairs-loo lunchtime shag with Hermione!"

"But, Hagrid?"

"Half-giant, you know."

"Good lord. Okay, fine. I do want to know. How's that work?"

"Metamorphmagus!"

"I. Merlin."

"Yeah. Furthest I can go, it's still a tight fit."

"…Stop teasing me."

"No joke. So. Want to join us?"
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