Title: New Name Required
Words: 100
House: none for mod
Pairings: Tonks/Hagrid; Charlie/Hermione. Ahem.
Rating: R
Prompt: Dragon
"'Nother whisky, Nymphadora?"
"Stop calling me that, and yes. Oh, and, Charlie, by the way? You have to stop calling yours a dragon."
"What?"
"Well. Not to crush your ego or anything, but Hagrid calls his that, and his is really, really--"
"Oi! Do I want to know this?"
"What! You told me about your upstairs-loo lunchtime shag with Hermione!"
"But, Hagrid?"
"Half-giant, you know."
"Good lord. Okay, fine. I do want to know. How's that work?"
"Metamorphmagus!"
"I. Merlin."
"Yeah. Furthest I can go, it's still a tight fit."
"…Stop teasing me."
"No joke. So. Want to join us?"