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Ootp R&R X / Ootp R&R XI
Title: OotP R&R X
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Staff Development
Author's Notes: Joining the madness. I hope these don't suck too badly...
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40. The House of Black tapestry is not to be interfered with. Sirius, you are not, in fact, of direct lineage from Merlin.
41. Out of respect for one of our members, we remind two of you that Lupin has his own house. Utilize it.
42. Breakfast will include only the foods confirmed by Molly Weasley.
43. We do not recruit new members with cookies.
44. Everything in this house is in the possession of Harry Potter. He is only 16 and still in school, yes, but be warned-the bruises on Mundungus’s neck are a good example of why.
Title: OotP R&R XI
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Staff Development
Author's Notes: This is just too fun.
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45. Snape wishes to inform you that the shampoo for oily hair types was not appreciated. Fred and George-next time, he won’t be so forgiving.
46. Draco is not, as of now, in any clear danger; we cannot protect and bring him here. Harry, stop asking.
47. There are now wards against Apparating on the bathroom walls.
48. Kingsley asks that no Pygmy Puffs are brought to headquarters. He acts unusually whenever they are around.
49. Hermione, the Order is allotted only one new book per week.
50. Plans for construction of a backyard Quidditch pitch are hereby cancelled.
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Staff Development
Author's Notes: Joining the madness. I hope these don't suck too badly...
__________
40. The House of Black tapestry is not to be interfered with. Sirius, you are not, in fact, of direct lineage from Merlin.
41. Out of respect for one of our members, we remind two of you that Lupin has his own house. Utilize it.
42. Breakfast will include only the foods confirmed by Molly Weasley.
43. We do not recruit new members with cookies.
44. Everything in this house is in the possession of Harry Potter. He is only 16 and still in school, yes, but be warned-the bruises on Mundungus’s neck are a good example of why.
Title: OotP R&R XI
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Staff Development
Author's Notes: This is just too fun.
__________
45. Snape wishes to inform you that the shampoo for oily hair types was not appreciated. Fred and George-next time, he won’t be so forgiving.
46. Draco is not, as of now, in any clear danger; we cannot protect and bring him here. Harry, stop asking.
47. There are now wards against Apparating on the bathroom walls.
48. Kingsley asks that no Pygmy Puffs are brought to headquarters. He acts unusually whenever they are around.
49. Hermione, the Order is allotted only one new book per week.
50. Plans for construction of a backyard Quidditch pitch are hereby cancelled.