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Death Eater R&R Part Twenty
Title: Death Eater R&R Part 20
House: Gryffindor
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Death Eaters
Author's Notes: Once again, wulfkub is love! Thanks to all who have contributed, but big thanks to darsynia who inspired this one.
85. a. If you must have a duck, please don’t let it loose in the Dark Lord’s swimming pool.
85. b. We are not responsible for anything that happens to your duck if it is left loose around Greyback, or Bella.
85. c. Why in the bloody hell would you want a duck? There’s nothing remotely scary, or foreboding about them.
86. The only one to break out into random maniacal laughter is the Dark Lord. No exceptions.
87. If a creature who looks like a house elf walks around saying, ‘my precious’ and petting their hand, report it immediately.
House: Gryffindor
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Death Eaters
Author's Notes: Once again, wulfkub is love! Thanks to all who have contributed, but big thanks to darsynia who inspired this one.
85. a. If you must have a duck, please don’t let it loose in the Dark Lord’s swimming pool.
85. b. We are not responsible for anything that happens to your duck if it is left loose around Greyback, or Bella.
85. c. Why in the bloody hell would you want a duck? There’s nothing remotely scary, or foreboding about them.
86. The only one to break out into random maniacal laughter is the Dark Lord. No exceptions.
87. If a creature who looks like a house elf walks around saying, ‘my precious’ and petting their hand, report it immediately.