Death Eater R&R, Part XIX, OOTP R&R II
Title: Death Eater R&R, Part XIX
House: Gryffindor
Rating: G
Characters: Death Eaters et. cetera.
Challenge: Staff Development
Word count: 100
A/N: I can’t sleep. Plus this is just too darned fun. Thank you to all the precursors that made this such a great endeavor! DE R&R ICONS HERE! I won't post them anywhere else until I'm sure everyone is okay with my using their text.
82) The next time someone uses the phrase ‘like trying to cast Avada Kedavra on a baby’ they will be turned into a rat. A female rat. Wormtail is lonely, and we’re all sick of his sniveling. You’ve been warned.
84) The attempt to discover the Dark Lord’s greatest fear by smuggling a Boggart into His quarters (hereafter referred to as ‘His lair’) was not appreciated. Any mentions of ‘rubber duckies’ or bath toys will hereafter be answered with a Cruciatus Curse to the offender’s Unspeakables, if you catch the drift.
85) I really mean it. No ducks. Or else.
Title: Order of the Phoenix R&R II
House: Gryffindor
Rating: G
Characters: Various Order members
Challenge: Staff Development
Word Count: 100
A/N: articulatedream, I’m an unabashed copycat fangirl. I hope you don’t mind. (The OotP Icons have landed...)
6) Standing in front of #12 Grimmauld Place with a paper and ostentatiously reading aloud the house number in order to have it appear is NOT proper procedure.
7) Please do remember that Moody’s eye can see through walls.
8) As per rule #7, it is requested that hidden trysts be more hidden in future. In the pantry during breakfast does not count.
9) While Weasley may indeed have been the King during last season’s Quidditch season at Hogwarts, he is NOT the king at 4 in the morning.
10) STOP WAKING THE BLOODY PORTRAIT UP, FOR THE LOVE OF-
House: Gryffindor
Rating: G
Characters: Death Eaters et. cetera.
Challenge: Staff Development
Word count: 100
A/N: I can’t sleep. Plus this is just too darned fun. Thank you to all the precursors that made this such a great endeavor! DE R&R ICONS HERE! I won't post them anywhere else until I'm sure everyone is okay with my using their text.
82) The next time someone uses the phrase ‘like trying to cast Avada Kedavra on a baby’ they will be turned into a rat. A female rat. Wormtail is lonely, and we’re all sick of his sniveling. You’ve been warned.
84) The attempt to discover the Dark Lord’s greatest fear by smuggling a Boggart into His quarters (hereafter referred to as ‘His lair’) was not appreciated. Any mentions of ‘rubber duckies’ or bath toys will hereafter be answered with a Cruciatus Curse to the offender’s Unspeakables, if you catch the drift.
85) I really mean it. No ducks. Or else.
Title: Order of the Phoenix R&R II
House: Gryffindor
Rating: G
Characters: Various Order members
Challenge: Staff Development
Word Count: 100
A/N: articulatedream, I’m an unabashed copycat fangirl. I hope you don’t mind. (The OotP Icons have landed...)
6) Standing in front of #12 Grimmauld Place with a paper and ostentatiously reading aloud the house number in order to have it appear is NOT proper procedure.
7) Please do remember that Moody’s eye can see through walls.
8) As per rule #7, it is requested that hidden trysts be more hidden in future. In the pantry during breakfast does not count.
9) While Weasley may indeed have been the King during last season’s Quidditch season at Hogwarts, he is NOT the king at 4 in the morning.
10) STOP WAKING THE BLOODY PORTRAIT UP, FOR THE LOVE OF-