To War, To Misery
Title: To War!
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100.
Characters/Pairings: Lord Voldemort and crew.
Author's Notes: Lines from Beauty and the Beast. Changed our to your.
"We have to go after him!" Harry announced from his platform to the thinning croud around him. "We won't be safe until he's dead! He'll come stalking us at night, set to sacrifice your children to his monstrous appetite."
At this the mothers gasped and their eyes turned hard.
Shoving the children to their fathers they grabbed the nearest weapons and began to gather for safety, family and war.
Some had shovels and rakes, others had mops, brooms, cricket bats and rolling pins, Harry even saw one lady with a toilet wand.
They marched and Voldemort never stood a chance.
Title: To Misery
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100.
Characters/Pairings: Lord Voldemort and crew.
Author's Notes: Sorry, I just had to. Voldemort's speech is from Misery, which I watched last night. :)
On top of a hill, near a small cemetery a group of people gathered in the twilight beneath the stars.
"It's almost done," Voldemort announced grandly, from his platform to the dark cluster of Death Eaters below. "By dawn we'll be able to give Misery back to the world!"
As the crowd cheered Lord Voldemort raised his glass to propose a toast.
The noise died as everyone turned to their lord in rapture, raising their glasses high.
The blood-red wine within their glasses sparkled through the shadows just as Voldemort was hit in the head with a rolling pin.
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100.
Characters/Pairings: Lord Voldemort and crew.
Author's Notes: Lines from Beauty and the Beast. Changed our to your.
"We have to go after him!" Harry announced from his platform to the thinning croud around him. "We won't be safe until he's dead! He'll come stalking us at night, set to sacrifice your children to his monstrous appetite."
At this the mothers gasped and their eyes turned hard.
Shoving the children to their fathers they grabbed the nearest weapons and began to gather for safety, family and war.
Some had shovels and rakes, others had mops, brooms, cricket bats and rolling pins, Harry even saw one lady with a toilet wand.
They marched and Voldemort never stood a chance.
Title: To Misery
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100.
Characters/Pairings: Lord Voldemort and crew.
Author's Notes: Sorry, I just had to. Voldemort's speech is from Misery, which I watched last night. :)
On top of a hill, near a small cemetery a group of people gathered in the twilight beneath the stars.
"It's almost done," Voldemort announced grandly, from his platform to the dark cluster of Death Eaters below. "By dawn we'll be able to give Misery back to the world!"
As the crowd cheered Lord Voldemort raised his glass to propose a toast.
The noise died as everyone turned to their lord in rapture, raising their glasses high.
The blood-red wine within their glasses sparkled through the shadows just as Voldemort was hit in the head with a rolling pin.