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Dastardly Plots, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ministry
Title: Dastardly Plots, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ministry
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Mr. (Louis) Lovegood
House: Gryffindor
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Gigiwatts
A/N: Dr. Strangelove drabble. Just saw paranoid Ripper as a shoe-in for Mr. Lovegood.
The war raged on outside the Quibbler offices. Inside Louis Lovegood had locked himself in with Arthur Weasley. Arthur suspected that Louis was slowly going mad.
“Arthur,” Louis croaked, sitting in his editor's desk.
“Y-yes, Lou?”
“Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol?”
Arthur raised his eyebrow. “Well, it did occur to me, Lou, yes.”
“Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation?”
“Well no.”
Louis Lovegood stared at Arthur. “Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Ministry plot we have ever had to face.”
Arthur groaned.
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Mr. (Louis) Lovegood
House: Gryffindor
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Gigiwatts
A/N: Dr. Strangelove drabble. Just saw paranoid Ripper as a shoe-in for Mr. Lovegood.
The war raged on outside the Quibbler offices. Inside Louis Lovegood had locked himself in with Arthur Weasley. Arthur suspected that Louis was slowly going mad.
“Arthur,” Louis croaked, sitting in his editor's desk.
“Y-yes, Lou?”
“Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol?”
Arthur raised his eyebrow. “Well, it did occur to me, Lou, yes.”
“Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation?”
“Well no.”
Louis Lovegood stared at Arthur. “Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Ministry plot we have ever had to face.”
Arthur groaned.