Mar 15, 2005 22:31
Title: Nasty Nasty!
House: Slytherin
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Me, Myself and I
Rating: G
Characters: Mrs. Norris / Cruickshanks
Don’t like you.
You’re not like me. Freak.
LOOK! I’M VERY BIG! GO AWAY!
Shadows. Lights. pretty, flickery SMACK!
Haha! I showed it.
You still here?
Fatty. Freak.
You smell wrong.
Your dog smells wrong.
Huh. Dog!
Nasty. You’re a nasty-nasty and you smell wrong.
Footsteps. Echoes.
Oooh, you know who that is, don’t you? That’s my man, that is. You’re in trouble now, freak. Yes, go on, go and find your small lady.
Haha! I showed you.
Not that I was that interested anyway, nasty with a dog.
Mmmmm, helllooo daddy…
mine mine mine
“Hello, my sweet.”
author: hiddenshallows,
challenge: me myself and i,
nasty nasty,
hp100