281 -- In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?
Hold up, time out.
I hate to break anybody’s heart here, but this question is totally irrelevant. What would I do in the case of a zombie apocalypse? Good God. To steal the words from the lips of my beloved Jordan, the chances of a zombie apocalypse happening?
Exactly diddly over squat.
Ain’t gonna happen. Know why?
There are no such thing as zombies. They don’t exist.
Well, they don’t exist outside of video games, horror movies, and Michael Jackson music videos. So why should I, a busy homicide detective for the city of Boston, waste my valuable time - and tax payer money - contemplating my reaction of an even that will never happen?
That’s something that’s not gonna happen either. Now if you need me to plan an emergency response to a terrorist strike, a hostage situation, a riot, or a natural disaster, I’m your man. Woody Hoyt deals with realities. So if any of these events need a plan of action, don’t hesitate to call me. I can take care of the situation.
But a zombie apocalypse? Puh-lease.
Woody Hoyt
Crossing Jordan
180 Words
I hate to break anybody’s heart here, but this question is totally irrelevant. What would I do in the case of a zombie apocalypse? Good God. To steal the words from the lips of my beloved Jordan, the chances of a zombie apocalypse happening?
Exactly diddly over squat.
Ain’t gonna happen. Know why?
There are no such thing as zombies. They don’t exist.
Well, they don’t exist outside of video games, horror movies, and Michael Jackson music videos. So why should I, a busy homicide detective for the city of Boston, waste my valuable time - and tax payer money - contemplating my reaction of an even that will never happen?
That’s something that’s not gonna happen either. Now if you need me to plan an emergency response to a terrorist strike, a hostage situation, a riot, or a natural disaster, I’m your man. Woody Hoyt deals with realities. So if any of these events need a plan of action, don’t hesitate to call me. I can take care of the situation.
But a zombie apocalypse? Puh-lease.
Woody Hoyt
Crossing Jordan
180 Words