Week 49: Make a list of text messages you have to delete

[hoyt_woodrow]

1. Hey hottie, get your ass home from work early. I'm horny.
--- Love, Jordan.

2. Hoyt! Get your ass into staff meeting. NOW! The Lt. is pissed.
--- Seeley

3. I'm waiting....
---Love, Jordan

4. NOW HOYT! NOW! OR OUR ASSES ARE ON A PLATTER.

5. Woody...are you going to live up to your name tonight or am I going to have to get some fresh batteries?
---Jordan

6. He's serving ass, Hoyt. Yours and mine...
---Seeley

7. Now Woody. NOW. Or don't you care anymore?
---Jordan

8. Our careers are so over.
---Seeley

9. You know what? Just forget it. I'm going to Max's. See you tomorrow. Maybe.
---Jordan

10. Got any connections left in Kewuanne?
---Seeley