Maggie
I get home tonight, and when I can get out of the car, I can hear my cat meowing. I know it's her, I know what she sounds like (and she knows the sound of my car). But it's bizarre, because I didn't let her out before I left. I can't figure out what's up, except maybe she jumped out of the window...
Well, she did jump out of the window, but then got stuck on the shed roof over my neighbor's door... I get inside, and I have to hang out the window just to get close enough to grab her by the scruff of the neck - which she's not too happy about. But there's nothing else I can do! I'm not drunk, but I'm not sober, and I'm in a dress, hanging out my kitchen window, trying to catch my cat...
Sometimes, I wish I were my neighbors. I have got to be the best story they tell.
Well, she did jump out of the window, but then got stuck on the shed roof over my neighbor's door... I get inside, and I have to hang out the window just to get close enough to grab her by the scruff of the neck - which she's not too happy about. But there's nothing else I can do! I'm not drunk, but I'm not sober, and I'm in a dress, hanging out my kitchen window, trying to catch my cat...
Sometimes, I wish I were my neighbors. I have got to be the best story they tell.