a rare minute
The last of the young ones has left my humble stall. I thought I was ready to get some shut eye but now I am wide awake thinking up big amazing plans. I must divulge some info about the past 2 nights *insert hand gestures* (get ready for a long one people...but also exciting)
Yesterday after a very cold evening, the ice cream bandit (ICB) and myself decided to go home and chill at my headquarters and possibly play some video games. Upon arriving we discovered that headquarters had been infiltrated by evil cousins with all intentions of squelching any and all leisure activities. "CURSES!" I shouted and the ground shook beneath me with my rage. What were our two heroes to do? Surely, we thought, surely there must be some activity around this place somewhere. Alas, The Cousins had succeeded fully with their plan. Or had they? "What's this I see?" I said as I ruffled through the last cupboard. "Could it be? Why, yes it is!" In my hands there was a full deck of cards, a most ancient and often neglected activity. "I suppose we COULD play cards rat baby", the ICB was saying, but before he could complete his thought a great rumbling noise filled the room. Yes, the ICB... was hungry! Quickly we scramble to find as many foods as we could. There were few options:
1. gross cookies
2. two-bite brownies
3. nearly day old mac and cheese
4. a dairy milk bar
5. fruitopia
6. hot chocolate
This meager assembly would suffice. We took all the solids to the table and began to boil the milk for the hot chocolate. A meal fit for kings. The card game was structured after chinese communism. The ICB didn't know the rules which made him frustrated and made me laugh.
The milk boiled over the pot and started make nasty burning smells..da-da-da-da-da-da (batman theme). Heroes to the rescue. Then we called my mommy for food. BLue Fire, my lil sis arrives homes and meets the ICB who ices her leg for her. hot chocolate is complete and everyone is jovial. The topic of the long weekend is brought up. Blue fire suggests we follow her to calgary as chaperone's. "Hells ya!" we exclaim in unison and do a super hero high five. At the end of the night we are well fed and full of joy over the prospect of a mountain future...
Join us next time for the amazing adventures of Rat Baby and The Ice Cream Bandit. Same Rat time...Same Rat channel.
YOCO cast party was today. Great deal of fun. All of us comrades gathered for a night of sober debauchery. Well, almost sober (This is not a word that sits well with Ian). Eric arrives at my house at about 5 he knows the party doesn't start for a few hours, but he lives close and wants to help set up. There isn't much to do so we decided to take some pictures of the aftermath of a big party in case no one shows up. Then we watch recess and some conan o'brian. Lainacriss arrives, we know now that no matter what, the party will be boppin'. "Welcome to our humble abode" Eric and I say as we greet her in unison. This would be our greeting for every guest. Eric decides this is his new home. I couldn't be more please. The vegetarian potluck was fantastic. We had so much food we didn't know what to do with ourselves. I get to keep all the leftover food (Which is A LOT). Little did we know of the amazing talent that A-mack and Eric possessed at age 11 until we saw their feature films. All of which starred the same people and were filled with brilliant lines and surprisingly well produced. The evening was long and eric was the last to leave after spending nearly ten hours at my house, here were the highlights:
-The Sleuth Kids, After Dark and Omar's Problem (which wasn't much of a problem)
-Late night trip to Sev in my hood (The compton of the north)
-FOOD
-An ass that just won't quit
-Knuckle orgy
-Party in my bed
-Did those little boys just get hotter?
-drank beer in a cold car with Ian cuz I missed his birthday party. It was sketchy
-Funtastic pictures
-Lauren - "Tito there's ice cream on your bed"
Tito - (mischievously) "That's not ice cream"(followed by low belly laugh)
Laina - (disgusted, laughs)
A-mack - "IN-A-PROPRIATE!!!"
alright that's enough. I think i'm ready for bed now.
-The amazing Rat Baby.
Yesterday after a very cold evening, the ice cream bandit (ICB) and myself decided to go home and chill at my headquarters and possibly play some video games. Upon arriving we discovered that headquarters had been infiltrated by evil cousins with all intentions of squelching any and all leisure activities. "CURSES!" I shouted and the ground shook beneath me with my rage. What were our two heroes to do? Surely, we thought, surely there must be some activity around this place somewhere. Alas, The Cousins had succeeded fully with their plan. Or had they? "What's this I see?" I said as I ruffled through the last cupboard. "Could it be? Why, yes it is!" In my hands there was a full deck of cards, a most ancient and often neglected activity. "I suppose we COULD play cards rat baby", the ICB was saying, but before he could complete his thought a great rumbling noise filled the room. Yes, the ICB... was hungry! Quickly we scramble to find as many foods as we could. There were few options:
1. gross cookies
2. two-bite brownies
3. nearly day old mac and cheese
4. a dairy milk bar
5. fruitopia
6. hot chocolate
This meager assembly would suffice. We took all the solids to the table and began to boil the milk for the hot chocolate. A meal fit for kings. The card game was structured after chinese communism. The ICB didn't know the rules which made him frustrated and made me laugh.
The milk boiled over the pot and started make nasty burning smells..da-da-da-da-da-da (batman theme). Heroes to the rescue. Then we called my mommy for food. BLue Fire, my lil sis arrives homes and meets the ICB who ices her leg for her. hot chocolate is complete and everyone is jovial. The topic of the long weekend is brought up. Blue fire suggests we follow her to calgary as chaperone's. "Hells ya!" we exclaim in unison and do a super hero high five. At the end of the night we are well fed and full of joy over the prospect of a mountain future...
Join us next time for the amazing adventures of Rat Baby and The Ice Cream Bandit. Same Rat time...Same Rat channel.
YOCO cast party was today. Great deal of fun. All of us comrades gathered for a night of sober debauchery. Well, almost sober (This is not a word that sits well with Ian). Eric arrives at my house at about 5 he knows the party doesn't start for a few hours, but he lives close and wants to help set up. There isn't much to do so we decided to take some pictures of the aftermath of a big party in case no one shows up. Then we watch recess and some conan o'brian. Lainacriss arrives, we know now that no matter what, the party will be boppin'. "Welcome to our humble abode" Eric and I say as we greet her in unison. This would be our greeting for every guest. Eric decides this is his new home. I couldn't be more please. The vegetarian potluck was fantastic. We had so much food we didn't know what to do with ourselves. I get to keep all the leftover food (Which is A LOT). Little did we know of the amazing talent that A-mack and Eric possessed at age 11 until we saw their feature films. All of which starred the same people and were filled with brilliant lines and surprisingly well produced. The evening was long and eric was the last to leave after spending nearly ten hours at my house, here were the highlights:
-The Sleuth Kids, After Dark and Omar's Problem (which wasn't much of a problem)
-Late night trip to Sev in my hood (The compton of the north)
-FOOD
-An ass that just won't quit
-Knuckle orgy
-Party in my bed
-Did those little boys just get hotter?
-drank beer in a cold car with Ian cuz I missed his birthday party. It was sketchy
-Funtastic pictures
-Lauren - "Tito there's ice cream on your bed"
Tito - (mischievously) "That's not ice cream"(followed by low belly laugh)
Laina - (disgusted, laughs)
A-mack - "IN-A-PROPRIATE!!!"
alright that's enough. I think i'm ready for bed now.
-The amazing Rat Baby.