The why, the who and the basics...
Why am I writing this journal?
Mostly, because my female friends encouraged me (they’re sick of guys who are clueless) and my male friends encouraged me (they’re sick of being clueless and single).
I look around, online and off, and I see people making really obvious dating mistakes because they just don’t know any better. Guys do it talking to girls, girls do it talking to guys and same sex, bizarre fetishists or transgender people do it with… whoever the object of their affection is.
I see people getting frustrated because they: 1) don’t know what they’re doing wrong and 2) don’t know what they should do different to succeed.
This journal is primarily for men and women who are seeking women. I’m a woman, so while I DO have a pretty good idea what women want, I’m not going to pretend I’m an expert on men. I can think of a lot of stupid mistakes my straight girlfriends make with guys too. However this journal is going to stay pretty focused on getting the FAIRER sex into bed.
To start us off, here are some basics to approaching women and getting a date:
1. Speak to people online in the same way you would offline.
If you wouldn’t walk up to a stranger on the street and say: “I like your tits.” Don’t say it online. End of story. Anything that would get you slapped, jailed or beaten up in person is still JUST AS RUDE online. Save the comments on our breasts for in person-and the second date.
2. Ask women out.
Guys, if you say you can’t get a date and I ask when the last time you asked out a woman WAS, you shouldn’t just stare at me blankly. Dates don’t come out of vending machines like condoms. You do ACTUALLY have to talk to a women to get one. Sorry.
3. Smell good.
A women’s sense of smell is better than a man’s. To us, you ALL STINK. I dunno what you boys are doing all day, but we suspect it’s unhygienic. You’re aiming to not smell of ANYTHING at all. A faint hint of aftershave is nice, but if it smells pretty strong to YOU, we’re gagging, okay?
4. Pretend you’re interested in more than sex.
Tedious, I know. Just pretend we’re more than a hunk of meat you want to deposit semen in. It’ll make a huge difference, I promise.
5. Don’t put-down a woman, even if you don’t want to sleep with her.
Ugly women have cute friends. And you know what? We really do tell all our girlfriends if a guy is an ass to us. Even accidental, innocent put-downs are noted, shared and made publicly accessible.
For example, never say to ANY female: “I wish I had hot female friends.”
Nicholas Smith of Melbourne, Australia? Yes, I’m talking to you.