Fuck Yeah and Scary Dreams
I finally figured how to get more than one picture to show up on live-journal. Oh, Fuck yeah! But, I awoke from my slumber this morning having remembered a very disturbing dream. Well, to be particularly honest (I know honesty about mundane details is not my specialty) only the ending was weird when a mass murderer who was after me gruesomely smashed in the head of one of my Physics lab partners Greg while the other one Chris (who had originally been fucking-fabulous Shawn) was waiting outside my home in good ol' Woodland with good ol' me. But I'm working backwards.
I can't decipher much of the beginning of my dream actually. Somewhere in the whole mix was a monkey, specifically a chimpanzee, who was in my families store of various trinkets. What particularly we sold I don't remember. I can remember wind chimes hanging happily from the ceiling swinging lightly in the breeze. This chimpanzee may have been one of the clerks. Then again, he may just have been there and no one questioned why. This doesn't really have a point in the grand chronological scheme of my dream, it's just a figment still floating in my head that I know happened.
For all intended purposes, my dream began with Denise and Stacy. We were in the woods walking above the ground along this path made of one giant log (And by log I mean an actual tree you dirty minded fuckers). For some reason or another (this portion is fuzzy) Stacy wound up on the ground yelling at Denise and I that we had get down while I tried to coerce Denise back to the forest floor. For what reason, I don't remember.
The dream jumps here and somehow I manage to have a date with fucking-fabulous Shawn. The rest of the dream now occurs under the cloud of night. I cloudy night for I can't remember seeing any stars (aw... no Jay Lo in my dream). Anyway, we were at a warehouse and somehow I just knew he had a condom. But we saw these people painting a fence nearby. They were arguing about the proper color the fence should be and/or continually changing their minds about the color. It went intermittently between red and blue. Shawn and I may have helped and/or jumped the fence and/or had nothing much to do with these people because we wound up right back in the same spot near the warehouse as when the dream jumped. So there he is, leaning against the warehouse and he pulls out the condom I knew he had and asks me very casually, "Are we going to have sex?" I think about it, a little indecisive about the casual nature my first time would be if I went along with it. Then I thought (and I oddly remember this quite clearly), "Well, he went through all the trouble getting the condom, I might as well sleep with him." So, I agree to sex by simply saying "Yes." This is where the funny part comes in that makes me laugh and smile uncontrollably every time I think about it....
.............To be continued next time I don't have class........................
I can't decipher much of the beginning of my dream actually. Somewhere in the whole mix was a monkey, specifically a chimpanzee, who was in my families store of various trinkets. What particularly we sold I don't remember. I can remember wind chimes hanging happily from the ceiling swinging lightly in the breeze. This chimpanzee may have been one of the clerks. Then again, he may just have been there and no one questioned why. This doesn't really have a point in the grand chronological scheme of my dream, it's just a figment still floating in my head that I know happened.
For all intended purposes, my dream began with Denise and Stacy. We were in the woods walking above the ground along this path made of one giant log (And by log I mean an actual tree you dirty minded fuckers). For some reason or another (this portion is fuzzy) Stacy wound up on the ground yelling at Denise and I that we had get down while I tried to coerce Denise back to the forest floor. For what reason, I don't remember.
The dream jumps here and somehow I manage to have a date with fucking-fabulous Shawn. The rest of the dream now occurs under the cloud of night. I cloudy night for I can't remember seeing any stars (aw... no Jay Lo in my dream). Anyway, we were at a warehouse and somehow I just knew he had a condom. But we saw these people painting a fence nearby. They were arguing about the proper color the fence should be and/or continually changing their minds about the color. It went intermittently between red and blue. Shawn and I may have helped and/or jumped the fence and/or had nothing much to do with these people because we wound up right back in the same spot near the warehouse as when the dream jumped. So there he is, leaning against the warehouse and he pulls out the condom I knew he had and asks me very casually, "Are we going to have sex?" I think about it, a little indecisive about the casual nature my first time would be if I went along with it. Then I thought (and I oddly remember this quite clearly), "Well, he went through all the trouble getting the condom, I might as well sleep with him." So, I agree to sex by simply saying "Yes." This is where the funny part comes in that makes me laugh and smile uncontrollably every time I think about it....
.............To be continued next time I don't have class........................