Friends don't let friends vote Democrat
The Republican convention is putting me in such a good mood! I'm watching the Bush speech on Fox News right now. I love GWB so much! He's my favorite Presidnet in history! I got to shake his hand once. I have a photo of my shaking his hand and another photo of my hand right after I shook George's hand and you can see the President's sweat on it!!! I think I would have to save my photo album first if there was ever a fire in my apartment building. Not only because of my prized picture of our President, but because the photos that I'm saving for a rainy day are in there. Blackmail is what's going to tide me over if I hit a rough financial patch. I have dirt on all sorts of TV stars from the 80's. Anyway, I don't understand why so many people hate the President, especially after all the good he's done for this country. I know he's going to be reelected in November. I have no doubt! Kerry will "carry" this country into a new dark ages and John Edwards belongs in a mental WARD. Seriously. I wrote George a letter telling him what I'd like to do if we went out on a date together, but I never got an answer. That's okay. He's busy. I'm sure he read it. I put perfume on the envelope. Whenever I see a peacenik Democratic bumper sticker, I rip it off and I leave a note on the windshield that says "TRAITOR!" I encourage all of you to do the same.