[Resources] A Comprehensive Guide to Jamie Madrox
Jamie Madrox…
…lived with Moira MacTaggert on Muir Island - a place so secret Cyclops had never heard of it.
…has been incorrigible since Uncanny X-Men #119.
…fought dinosaurs.
…lived in Washington, D.C.
…has rich friends named the Rosenfelds.
…plays cards with Ben Grimm.
…had a parody written about him by Weird Al Yankovich, set to the tune of ‘Particle Man’ - it was, of course, called ‘Multiple Man.’
…joined X-Factor because Muir Island was wrecked and he was tired of hiding his head in the sand.
...thinks you’d be amazed what he can do.
…lived alone on a farm in Kansas for six years.
…contracted the Legacy Virus when giving CPR to an infected mutate.
…lived in Georgetown, D.C.
…knows about company.
…got his detective license through old FBI contacts.
…spent some time Chicago.
…met Stringer back in his X-Factor days.
…isn’t wild about libraries.
…spent a year and a half in Moscow.
…won Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
…was anti-Registration.
…is good at sex.
…killed an unknown number of HYDRA agents.
…occasionally had hallucinations about Layla Miller.
…worked for O*N*E.
...once appeared on Donahue with the rest of the government X-Factor team.
Jamie Madrox once…
…walked from Kansas to New York.
…knocked out “the ever-lovin’, blue eyed Thing” for six-and-a-half hours.
…punched Johnny Storm so hard his flame went out.
…attacked the Hulk.
…saw Magneto go from a baby to a grown man within the blink of an eye.
…had what felt like his soul sucked out by Proteus.
…had his own Battle at the Smithsonian wherein the USS Enterprise was thrown at his head.
…was the object of Boom Boom’s infatuation.
…was a Motown Junkie.
…fell in love with a mutant named Rhapsody.
…died from the Legacy Virus.
…beat the Astonishing X-Men with his words.
…walked
Jamie Madrox had a dupe…
…who dated Theresa Cassidy.
…who worked for Mr. Sinister and the Nasty Boys.
…who once absorbed him.
…who was created inside Mellencamp, effectively killing him.
…who married a woman named Sheila Desato.
…audit an anatomy class for six months.
…spend a summer in Vegas with Penn & Teller and Ricky Jay.
…who pushed Rictor off a roof.
…who slept with Theresa and Monet on the same night - but not at the same time.
…who committed suicide by cop.
…who is an Episcopelian priest.
…who travelled eighty years in the future and got interred in a mutant concentration camp.
…who studied horticulture.
…who studied the effects of fluoride.
…who spent a year watching sci-fi movies.
…who learned Krav Maga.
…who learned Muay Thai Kickboxing.
…who learned Judo.
…who learned Filipino Pencak Silat.
…who spent eighteen months with the Royal Shakespeare Company.
Jamie Madrox can…
…speak Spanish but hates the grammar.
…operate a portable version of Cerebro.
…make unbreakable mayo jars.
…fly planes - even antiques.
…do a passable imitation of Kermit the Frog.
…do a passable imitation of George H.W. Bush.
…play the guitar.
…paint.
…kill you with a playing card.
…speak Russian.
…speak Hawaiian.
…speak French.
Jamie Madrox is…
...the Multiple Man.
…a research assistant.
…a ninja.
…the only drunk who can legitimately see double.
…a shaolin priest.
…an escape artist.
…a coroner.
…the X-Factor.
…an Olympic gymnast.
…a lawyer.
…a better detective than Batman.
…an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
…a pawn of HYDRA.
…a circus clown.
…a doctor.
…an Israeli soldier.
…lived with Moira MacTaggert on Muir Island - a place so secret Cyclops had never heard of it.
…has been incorrigible since Uncanny X-Men #119.
…fought dinosaurs.
…lived in Washington, D.C.
…has rich friends named the Rosenfelds.
…plays cards with Ben Grimm.
…had a parody written about him by Weird Al Yankovich, set to the tune of ‘Particle Man’ - it was, of course, called ‘Multiple Man.’
…joined X-Factor because Muir Island was wrecked and he was tired of hiding his head in the sand.
...thinks you’d be amazed what he can do.
…lived alone on a farm in Kansas for six years.
…contracted the Legacy Virus when giving CPR to an infected mutate.
…lived in Georgetown, D.C.
…knows about company.
…got his detective license through old FBI contacts.
…spent some time Chicago.
…met Stringer back in his X-Factor days.
…isn’t wild about libraries.
…spent a year and a half in Moscow.
…won Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
…was anti-Registration.
…is good at sex.
…killed an unknown number of HYDRA agents.
…occasionally had hallucinations about Layla Miller.
…worked for O*N*E.
...once appeared on Donahue with the rest of the government X-Factor team.
Jamie Madrox once…
…walked from Kansas to New York.
…knocked out “the ever-lovin’, blue eyed Thing” for six-and-a-half hours.
…punched Johnny Storm so hard his flame went out.
…attacked the Hulk.
…saw Magneto go from a baby to a grown man within the blink of an eye.
…had what felt like his soul sucked out by Proteus.
…had his own Battle at the Smithsonian wherein the USS Enterprise was thrown at his head.
…was the object of Boom Boom’s infatuation.
…was a Motown Junkie.
…fell in love with a mutant named Rhapsody.
…died from the Legacy Virus.
…beat the Astonishing X-Men with his words.
…walked
Jamie Madrox had a dupe…
…who dated Theresa Cassidy.
…who worked for Mr. Sinister and the Nasty Boys.
…who once absorbed him.
…who was created inside Mellencamp, effectively killing him.
…who married a woman named Sheila Desato.
…audit an anatomy class for six months.
…spend a summer in Vegas with Penn & Teller and Ricky Jay.
…who pushed Rictor off a roof.
…who slept with Theresa and Monet on the same night - but not at the same time.
…who committed suicide by cop.
…who is an Episcopelian priest.
…who travelled eighty years in the future and got interred in a mutant concentration camp.
…who studied horticulture.
…who studied the effects of fluoride.
…who spent a year watching sci-fi movies.
…who learned Krav Maga.
…who learned Muay Thai Kickboxing.
…who learned Judo.
…who learned Filipino Pencak Silat.
…who spent eighteen months with the Royal Shakespeare Company.
Jamie Madrox can…
…speak Spanish but hates the grammar.
…operate a portable version of Cerebro.
…make unbreakable mayo jars.
…fly planes - even antiques.
…do a passable imitation of Kermit the Frog.
…do a passable imitation of George H.W. Bush.
…play the guitar.
…paint.
…kill you with a playing card.
…speak Russian.
…speak Hawaiian.
…speak French.
Jamie Madrox is…
...the Multiple Man.
…a research assistant.
…a ninja.
…the only drunk who can legitimately see double.
…a shaolin priest.
…an escape artist.
…a coroner.
…the X-Factor.
…an Olympic gymnast.
…a lawyer.
…a better detective than Batman.
…an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
…a pawn of HYDRA.
…a circus clown.
…a doctor.
…an Israeli soldier.