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[Private to Muguruma]
So...you and Kuukaku, huh? Heh, didn't see that coming. Good for you, man; she's a pretty cool lady.
If you have a second sometime before the weekend, drop by the office. I got a favor to ask. In person.
[Private to Ichigo]
Next time you got a free afternoon I call dibs on it. We need to talk.
--Er, that sounds ominous. You're not in trouble or nothin'; just...been a while, you know?
[Private to Kuukaku]
Hey, just thought you should know...Ichigo's old man's been pulling a few pranks the Gotei ain't too keen on. I don't really know how close you guys are as a family, but I thought I'd talk you before going to the captain-commander; it's not really something worth Ukitake's time just yet, but we'd like to nip the situation in the bud if possible. Apparently he's got access to Seireitei, and we got no fuckin' clue how he's been getting in, but he's apparently made at least one unauthorized entry, which is bad enough in and of itself, but he ah...broke into Hitsugaya's office. And...set up a luau in there or something.
Yeah, I got nothin'. Worse, he's been keeping in touch with a guy who was his subordinate when he was in charge of the division, which is okay, I guess, but he's been roping the poor idiot into being an accomplice. If you're in a position to go cuff him upside the head and tell him he'd better knock it the fuck off or he's in for a court martial, that'd be great. Otherwise, we'll just have to take some action from this end, 'cuz former Shinigami or not, you can't just bust into Seireitei and get away with it. Frankly, we'd like to know how the fuck he got in. It's fine he doesn't wanna get involved with the war, but if he's not gonna help us, he could at least stop fucking wasting our time.
Lemme know, yah?
[Filtered to Fifth Divsion]
Okay, who polished off the last of the oolong. No, seriously, replace it by lunchtime or someone's getting grounded, I'm so not kidding. Also, Mikagami, if you have any more of those cupcakes you made for the party, I'd kill a man for one right now.