[*Today Shuuhei will find outside the door to his office a large obnoxiously colored gift bag with a tag that reads, "Baron du Vallon de Bracieux de Pierrefonds". Inside the bag is an equally large boa obnoxious...
hat. Complete with giant feather. Tied neatly around the feather is a small card.*]
Happy Birthday, Senpai. Don't ask where the hat came from--I said I'd bring hats, didn't I? You don't even gotta wear it. But I thought you kinda earned it. Thanks for everything. 「一人は皆の為に、皆は一人の為に」
~Renji
PS: You better show up at Urahara-san's barbecue or I'll have no choice but to punch you.