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Apr 02, 2009 13:21


[This afternoon, Renji unearths a small pastry box from beneath a stack of forms he finally finished going through. The box has a note on it, dated yesterday, from Kira in thanks for the birthday gift. Upon opening the box, he finds half a dozen cookies that appear to be of a chocolate chip variety. Huh. Well wasn't that thoughtful ( Read more... )

why me???, punch in the face, this is why we can't have nice things, i see what you did there, lost my lunch, lol wut, holy schniekies!

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the_rotator April 3 2009, 02:35:53 UTC
What did he do?

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howls_at_stars April 3 2009, 02:38:01 UTC
You don't want to know. It's an affront to sweet tooths everywhere.

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the_rotator April 3 2009, 02:41:39 UTC
Now I really want to know.

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howls_at_stars April 3 2009, 02:43:58 UTC
Picture if you will--a delicious plate of cookies. Now add insects encased in chocolate. The rest I leave to you. Think I'm'a go puke now.

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the_rotator April 3 2009, 02:45:23 UTC
That's disgusting.

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howls_at_stars April 3 2009, 02:48:47 UTC
I know right?

Private to Rukia
Me an' Rikichi an' Hinamori are gonna fill his office with wadded up newspaper in retaliation. The more hands, the faster it'll go. Want in?

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the_rotator April 3 2009, 02:51:02 UTC
Where did he get the insects?

Private to Renji

That's behavior entirely unbecoming of captains and vice-captains. Of course I do.

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howls_at_stars April 3 2009, 02:56:43 UTC
Fuck if I know. I kinda feel bad for the bugs. Whatta way to go, eh?

Private to Rukia
Atta girl. I'll send ya a butterfly later with the specs. --Heheh, kinda like old times, yah? With four people, we'll get the job done in no time!

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the_rotator April 3 2009, 02:58:30 UTC
At least they weren't alive in the cookies to smell your breath. That would be even worse.

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Too bad Ichigo has to miss this. Do you have enough paper or do I need to bring some?

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howls_at_stars April 3 2009, 03:02:11 UTC
Oi, now that's just plain rude. I got gum, dammit!

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Hah, yeah--but...we could take pictures or somethin'. Apparently you can do that with the phones. I dunno how the hell they got a camera in a phone, but...well you know how they work, yah?

Rikichi said he could get us a bunch, but I dunno the exact dimensions'a Kira's office, so it couldn't hurt to have a little extra. You're the best!

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the_rotator April 3 2009, 03:16:43 UTC
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I'm sure I can't figure it out. We should try to make a nice memento of it for him.

And it's no problem at all.

[OOC: No she can't.]

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