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[Filtered to Captains and Lieutenants, Fifth Division]
Just a heads up, Lieutenant Hinamori Momo is currently indisposed and will be out of the office for an indeterminate period of time. Any paperwork due to her can be delivered to my desk instead. Inquiries can be directed to me personally.
She's okay, she ain't injured. S'just a hopefully temporary personal leave of absence for the time being. Takane, that means you need to start turning in those reports on time like starting yesterday or I'm'a bash your teeth in, are we clear? Maybe you got away with slackin' off when you answered to her, but I ain't takin' your crap.
[Filtered to Hitsugaya-taichou]
She...is okay, right? I was gonna wait for word from you to make any sort'a announcement, but I know she's been on Takane's ass about the reports lately, and I didn't want anything circulating if he actually got them done and she wasn't around to receive them. I dunno how many people are aware of just what happened, but I figured it was better to say half the truth than say nothin' at all.
[Private to Self on many a sacrificed Post-it]
Worst. Old friend. Ever. I need a drink. Suddenly I wish I smoked. Head + Desk 4evar. WHY ME. Aizen is a jerk prick dickhead jackass ASSHOLE. I'm sorry, Hinamori...
[*Insert many random angry squiggles here, along with about every curse word known to man written in katakana, hiragana, and kanji, where applicable, in three different styles of handwriting, along with FUCK written about 47 times since that's the only one he knows in English. Thanks to his hat..*]
[*This and various other notes of similar stock were scribbled on several Post-it Notes approximately 19273561426 times before the whole lot of them are Shakkahou'd into oblivion. And by oblivion we mean the metal trash can. This may or may not have set off the sprinkler system we may or may not have*]