woe is meee! food is yummy!

[howlovely]

I tried to be anorexic, today.

I lasted until 3:00 PM, whereupon I ate three gingersnap cookies, one rather large piece of bread, and a mini-bagel.

Hopeless.

I suppose I really shall have to start exercising regularly. Drat!

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[drwinkles]

I hope I'm not breaching any lines here, but Kayleigh, you do not need to lose weight.

I tend to think that skinny people (and I don't mean "underweight"; I mean skinny) are less attractive than those of average weight.

I think you're good the way you are. But, of course, most people would assume I'm only being nice in saying so.

[howlovely]

Thank you for your concern, Keef, but I'm not actually really serious about losing weight. I need to gain some muscle, maybe, but my weight is average, and I am perfectly fine with that. I have boobs. I like my boobs. Losing my boobs would sadden me.

And you're right. I like lean people, but the anorexic scare the crap out of me. I just want to take them into my arms and feed them doughnuts. Like YOU, you nerd. Your ribcage is all pokey.

The post was MEANT to be silly. XP

[drwinkles]

Oh, I figured it was exaggerated. I didn't honestly believe that you were turning toward anorexic lifestyles. I did think, however, that you were dieting on some level (or planning to). Misconception.

I'm not as skinny/muscular as I used to be. The end of last summer was my prime, I think. I used to do calisthenics and basic exercises to help me rest (moderate insomnia). Since, though, I haven't done a thing.

Putting on weight is hard. =p

[howlovely]

XP I try dieting, but I am absolutely awful. I love food. Food is my best friend. That's what I get, actually, from growing up in my home. My mother cooks dinner almost every night, and I can honestly say there has been nothing that hasn't been wonderful. Things I might not LIKE, maybe, but they were still good. (Aside from a new chicken pot pie recipe she once tried...)

If my mother ever dies and leaves me traumatized, I will be fat in an instant. I just know it. :\

And I'm glad you're gaining weight, and, I'd assume, that your insomnia has lessened? I can't imagine insomnia; it would be awful. :\

[drwinkles]

Good. Stay that way. I'm glad you're not another senselessly narcissistic anorexic.

Whoa. Big words. Not bad for almost 10:30 at night. ~_^

Insomnia does suck. Lots of extra spare time, though. Worked out well for me. I can now not only recite the alphabet backwards, but phonetically pronounce it fairly well, too. =)

[howlovely]

I'm not a senselessly narcissistic anorexic, though I am senselessly narcissistic. In a reverse sort of way. I have croutons!

You should someday learn to recite another language's alphabet both forward and reverse. And French doesn't count. XP

*gives you crouton*