I truly treasure the Indians I work with.

Oct 20, 2010 17:31

Vin: Arr you gowing to buy us ourrr mare hania and cockin nao thatt you arr moving to purrrrchizing?

Pat: Am I going to buy what?

Vin: You no. Mare hania and cockin. Will you be purrrchizing itt for us nao?

Pat: Your what? I just don’t know what that is…

Vin: Butt you arr uhamerrican. How can you not know uhbowt this thing?

Pat: Huh?

Sam: ((Points accusing finger at Vin)) Ha! You’re trying to get the purchasing department to buy you drugs!

Vin: ((His eyes widen alarmingly)) No no! This iz a choke I have told you! I do nott want this thing rreally!

Sam: Liar! Deported! Nao!
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