Todd Shaeffer is a seriously messed up dude
Dragon2124: bostonrobsgurl01: hey whos this
Dragon2124: bob sagat
Dragon2124: bostonrobsgurl01: for real who is it
bostonrobsgurl01: i kno ur not bob saget cuz he stars on full house Dragon2124: Dragon2124: i star on full house
Dragon2124: i fucked becky in the ass
Dragon2124: bostonrobsgurl01: o really-that is jesse that is married to backy-now who r u
Dragon2124: i know, i fucked him in the ass too. Jesse is my bitch!
brianjameskirk: man i wish random people im'd me
brianjameskirk: i think they are intimdated by a man with a full name
Dragon2124: bostonrobsgurl01: o really-now who r u for real
Dragon2124: I fucked Joey in the nose. Then jizzed on his mullet
Dragon2124: its so funny
Dragon2124: this chick instant messages me every other time i sign on and i just fuck with her non stop
brianjameskirk: hahahah
Dragon2124: she never deletes me from her buddy list
Dragon2124: shes 12
Dragon2124: or 13
Dragon2124: !!!~!HAHAHAHAAHKIKRKKIRK!!!HAHA
Dragon2124: bostonrobsgurl01: how do u fu** someone in the nose-and who r u-and what do jizzed mean
bostonrobsgurl01: what
Dragon2124: fu** ? !?!?!
Dragon2124: what do jizzed mean ? !?!?!
brianjameskirk: i love it john
brianjameskirk: in fact i love you
brianjameskirk: i want to skeet on your writing hand
Dragon2124: SKEET SKEET SKEET
brianjameskirk: man im getting a crazy deal from dave berg
brianjameskirk: im trading just my amphead and cabinent for his drum set
brianjameskirk: and keeping my guitar
brianjameskirk: and dont know how this worked out so fuckin well
Dragon2124: decent
Dragon2124: quite decent
brianjameskirk: yes
Dragon2124: Dragon2124: how old are you?
bostonrobsgurl01: 14-how old r u
Dragon2124: Dragon2124: youre 12
bostonrobsgurl01: no im not-im 14
Dragon2124: bostonrobsgurl01: how old r u
Dragon2124: i am fucking Bob Sagat! I'm like forty something an shit! What! WHAT!
Dragon2124: oh and here is how you "fu**" someone in the nostril:
Dragon2124: NINkicks99: well the first step is the longest and thats the pre-spreading of the nostrils, this is necessary to spread the nose to about penis size, this step can be skipped for tandlemeister needles
Dragon2124: bostonrobsgurl01: no u aint-now tell me who u r
Dragon2124: Look, My name is Todd Shaffer
brianjameskirk: hahah
Dragon2124: bostonrobsgurl01: where do u go to skool
Dragon2124: I dont go to school
Dragon2124: bostonrobsgurl01: o really-how old r u then
Dragon2124: im like somewhere between 13 and 31, i dont really know
Dragon2124: bostonrobsgurl01: o come on u do so kno jus tell me
Dragon2124: no i dont, i was addicted to smack for a long time
Dragon2124: bostonrobsgurl01: to smack?
Dragon2124: heroin
Dragon2124: Dragon2124: i did so much of it that i cant remember a lot of things
bostonrobsgurl01: well where do u live-and do u still do it now
brianjameskirk: im hittin on bitches on myspace