Here's a little ditty from the point of view of Ted's daughter.
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Lyrics:
I don't want to know every small detail
I don't need to know everyone my uncle nailed
I don't see the point of telling this at all
Why must we keep hearing "Let's Go To The Mall"?
I already know who you're going to marry
This is so not Raven, much less legendary
This is the longest story ever told
I can't wait until Mom gets home
Why is this happening to me?
And oh my God, I really have to pee
I don't want to suit up or be a hanging chad
I don't need the Bro Code, so please shut up, Dad
The rules of Baskiceball don't apply to me
I don't care about every time you saw Ranjit
I already know who you're going to marry
This is so not Raven, much less legendary
This is the longest story ever told
I can't wait until Mom gets home
Why is this happening to me?
And oh my God, I really have to pee
I've sat through...
Goats and Hot-Crazy scales
So many epic fails
Pineapples, "Have you met..."
Sword fights and slapping bets
Robots that fall in love
Nights in McClaren's pub
Rain dances, "Murder Train"
This is a major pain
Major Pain, laser tag
Ted Mosby, architect
Revertigo, magic tricks
Lighting up "sandwiches"
Canada, perfect weeks
Vomit free since '93
Storm troopers, Tootsie Rolls
Lemon laws, tricycles
Fiero milestones
Underground radio
But, um...a Smurf penis
Drinking Orange Julius
Apartment luge, new year's eve
Rocking with fake!Moby
Innkeepers, Lebanese
Working at GNB
"Wait for it" and Stella
Loud chewing, umbrellas
Crazy eyes, deja dates
Video resumes
Tramp stamps and relapse fives
Teaching Barney to drive
Cockamouse, Metro News
Loch Ness-y honeymoon
Ted Mosby is a jerk
I'm going to go berserk
This is the longest story ever told
I can't wait until Mom gets home
Why is this happening to me?
And oh my God, I really have to pee
Oh my God, I really have to pee
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Tagged as "fanvid" because that's the best tag I could find.