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[howie_d_rivet]

Hello and welcome to Howie's Weds Night. Type ? for help.
> look

There are three doors here.

> look east

To the east is BaGG.
everyone you know is there.

> look west

To the west is Bender's.
people you know are there.
Mission hipsters are there with wannabe bike messengers.

> Look South

to the south is your favorite fishing pier.
Sub freeze your balls

Comments

[jinx1313]

FWIW here in the East we have our own version of Drunken Monkey on Wed. nights at Godspeed. It's not so bad out here ;p

[howie_d_rivet]

> go east over large metal structure

You are eaten by a grue and have to pay $4 to return.

[jinx1313]

Okay, I'll give you that!

[ultraminx]

Tee hee...
I like this!

[structurefall]

> xyzzy

You are magically teleported from BaGG to a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.