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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I punched snowman8637 in the arm (-10 points). Last week I bought porn for confusedone88 (10 points). Last month I gave crazykawaii a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-46 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
howdy2324