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[howdarktheblood]

Why are all the toys not doing anything interesting? They're playing nice with each other, not breaking. They aren't pretty when they're whole--they're only beautiful when they're right about to break into a thousand pieces!

Where's the battle? The fighting? The vendettas? This isn't any fun--who needs magic? There should be a genocide! That'd be

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[immortal_vino]

Are you okay...?

[howdarktheblood]

Fine, I'm fine. Fine.

[immortal_vino]

You don't sound very fine. You sound really unbalanced right now, actually. Did someone do something to you during the virus?

[howdarktheblood]

Hngh. You don't know us. Not really--why did she say yes.

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[immortal_vino]

Wait...us?

[immortal_vino]

Are you Tira's twin sister?

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[howdarktheblood]

Hee, that's cute. I told you he was just the best, right?

[howdarktheblood]

For the--

No. We're not twins. We're both Tira.

[immortal_vino]

Oh...you're talking to yourself.

[howdarktheblood]

No, there's two of us in this head.

[immortal_vino]

That's sort of what I said. So uh, I'm just going to call the Tira I usually talk to Tira 1, and you can be Tira 2, okay? I think that's a bit less confusing.

So Tira 2, are you marrying me, too?

[howdarktheblood]

..Tira 2. Let's go with that.

It seems like I'm outvoted.

[immortal_vino]

If you're not very happy with the situation, that's not very good, though. Maybe we should take some time to get to know each other, too, so you can see what a charming and handsome guy I am.