This had better be pneumonia...

[howardtayler]

I've been mostly flat on my back for the better part of the last two weeks. I've complained about the air quality (it's bad) and my asthma (it's still around), I've pointed at a chest cold as a trigger event, but for the life of me this does NOT make sense. I'm in fine physical condition, I no longer feel sick, but the air around me is just too

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[agilebrit]

Ugh.

But, Howard, only you could make being this sick that funny. "Massive colony of intelligent bacteria slum-lording my lungs out to their unevolved brethren." BRB, LOLing 4ever.

[dcrisp]

When I read that I immediatly pictured a Colony of Seargeant Schlocks inhabiting the lungs.

[howardtayler]

I WILL ACCEPT THAT AS A SATISFACTORY DIAGNOSIS.

[howardtayler]

(I will also learn to cough streams of hot plasma on my enemies.)

[dcrisp]

Dude, you better get a doctor to look at that! That sounds nasty! :)

[lionsphil]

You might want to defer that one until the blood nannies have finished reinforcing and thermally insulating your trachea.

[serpentrose]

So THAT's how dragons breathe 'fire'.
*has a wonderful image of a dragon with an ominous hummmm*

[ladyfox7oaks]

But will you go "Omminnoouuussss Huuuummmmmm"?!