Things to remember before leaving the house...
Usually when we leave for a vacation we take care to clean the kitchen.
This time around it just got too hectic. We did decide to NOT leave the A/C running, though. I'm sure that saved us a few bucks. Of course, our return would have been infinitely more pleasant had we NOT left two packages of fresh, farm-raised catfish in a shopping bag on the counter.
This afternoon at 4:00pm we returned to a house that was eighty-nine degrees farenheit, and that smelled like sphincter.
Specifically, the sphincter it smelled like belongs to a man who has been dead for three days, and whose last four meals were fish-head soup, orange roughy, baked scrod, and a nice anchovy-and-limberger pizza.
So... stop on by my house this evening. We'd love to have you. After all, every molecule of putrescine that you inhale is one more I don't have to breathe. Oh, yes, I WILL use my friends as air filters...
This time around it just got too hectic. We did decide to NOT leave the A/C running, though. I'm sure that saved us a few bucks. Of course, our return would have been infinitely more pleasant had we NOT left two packages of fresh, farm-raised catfish in a shopping bag on the counter.
This afternoon at 4:00pm we returned to a house that was eighty-nine degrees farenheit, and that smelled like sphincter.
Specifically, the sphincter it smelled like belongs to a man who has been dead for three days, and whose last four meals were fish-head soup, orange roughy, baked scrod, and a nice anchovy-and-limberger pizza.
So... stop on by my house this evening. We'd love to have you. After all, every molecule of putrescine that you inhale is one more I don't have to breathe. Oh, yes, I WILL use my friends as air filters...