Cashing in on the auction. Finally.
This is a rough idea of what Joey has planned for each of your pups. Obviously, he'll love them forever (whether they like it or not!) if they agree to it all but if they don't, be warned Joey will come up with something else to do as many times as it takes until they finally consent slash give in. He has 24 hours, people! He'll use them wisely :D
He'll be having his Asher and Stephen days on the same day. But when he's having "alone time" with each of them, he'll want the time he misses alone with them both the very next day. This also includes a mandatory five hours of sleeping time. Perhaps he'll make them taste-test his cooking, who knows. Or more Fireball! \o/
Alrighty!
Stephen and Asher
8am: Rise and shine for the naked chef!
Joey would like to eat breakfast with Stephen and Asher to spend some quality morning time together! Don't worry, Joey will be making pancakes and they'll be very very edible and yummy. Now, so that they feel completely at ease with each other Joey will be cooking butt naked like he does at home. :D He'll probably have an apron on though due to kiddies. He'll encourage them to get nekkid too (with make-shift aprons available) but since he's a nice guy, he'll eventually give in and allow them to keep their clothes on if they kick up a huge enough fuss :( No suits though. T-shirt and shorts (if they own them) all the way.
9am: Pet walking!
A nice beach stroll with the dogs and Yasmine, contemplating life, superheros and hot girls and complementing Joey on his pancake flipping skillz. Joey will ask Asher to carry Lisa for him so she gets more male interaction other than himself. Yasmine will go with Stephen, unless she's not properly taken care of. In that case, Joey will take her back and get his Princess's revenge on Stevie later on...
10am: Snack time.
Please to be making Joey a sandwich. He will judge them and pick his favourite! Though, he will eat both. For the winner read: whoever makes the biggest one :D
10.30am: Arty time!
Puppet making! Mwahahaha! Joey would like Stephen and Asher to make puppets of themselves! If they wish, they can switch and make them of each other, as long as one Asher!puppet and one Stevie!puppet has been made by the end of the hour and a half! They can use whatever materials they like (no touching Joey's clothes! Or his chick...) and they can all sit round and make their puppets like muppets in a gang.
Be creative! They can be artistic representations or realistic replicas! :D
Since Joey will have already made his, he will be fashioning a dark brown spiky wig out of.....................I'm not sure you want to know. Probably safer you don't.
And no, eww, it's not that. Or Yasmine's. XD
12 noon: Playground, trampoline and basketball time! With Shawn so that teams are equal.
Teams: Asher/Joey vs Shawn/Stephen [Yes, Stephen, you must play! And you must play your best! This is why you are paired with Shawn who will motivate you!].
Time to have fun! Whooooo! And work off that sandwich. This kinda reminds me of a prisoner's exercise hour XD Joey will then attempt to teach them the basics of Fireball, which will be put into practice properly later on.
N.B 1hr of Shawn's time will be used up here! He is welcome to join them for lunch afterwards, if he so wishes :)
1pm: Lunch!
Self-evident. Joey's not gonna ask them to make him stuff, everyone can get their own. 45 mins, if pups want to eat lunch in 2 mins then go hide for the other 43 that's fine too, as long as they come back. See, Joey's fair, no? :D
1.45pm: Nap time!
Joey, Asher AND Stephen onna couch. Napping together. Think uh, Ross and Joey napping? But switch them around so Joey's sleeping on Ross? Got it? Okay, now substitute Ross for Asher......you see it? And then add Stephen sleeping on Joey in the same manner and what do you have? A JOEY SANDWICH! \o/ A Joey napping sandwich. This is one of the things Joey will have been LOOKING FORWARD to! As long as Stevie doesn't snore. Suck it up, Stephen, you only gotta do it once! Asher.......will be used to it by now XD
Nap will last roughly one hour!
3pm: Sea-Doo, what, huh, who?
STEVIE! Get into your swimming trunks and get ready to hold on 'cause Joey wants to take you out on Chad's Sea-Doo! On the sea!
He may or may not allow Stephen to drive it himself. Depends.
Asher is free to do whatever for an hour and a half. Shooting himself is an option! Though it is not advocated by either me or Joey! This time will be made up the next day :D
(If Stevie refuses, then Joey'll take Asher. If Asher refuses, both pups suffer with a crying, moody Joey, who'll probably make them cook for him for the next three hours.)
4.30pm: Switch over. Make-over slash neeeiiiiiiigggghhh!
While Stephen recovers (he will have 90 mins to do as he wishes too, which, like Asher's, will be used the next day!), Joey will ask Asher to get dressed into something more conservative (i.e. out of shorts and t-shirt and into more Ross-like clothing :D). He'll also ask him to wear the wig to finish off the look*. In the HIGHLY *cough* UNLIKELY event that Asher refuses, Joey will sadly make do with the clothes. Then on the walk over to the stable (the loooooooooooong way round) he'll ask Asher to tell him some funny jokes and drop in facts about dinosaurs and dinosaur bones. Doesn't really matter if they're not true, it's the thought that counts!
At the stable Joey wants to meet The Beast again \o/ And learn about horses and how to look after them and ride them! That means that's one less thing Joey is lying about on his resume :D And he'll know more about how his stable!sex fantasy should turn out :D
Then he wants Asher to run through lines with him from the play he's writing (he doesn't trust Stephen enough to do this with him. Plagiarism etc etc XD). Joey will have the hero's character and Asher'll be the other dudes. Including women. And French cannibal tribesmen.
And then back to the rec room for a pool tournament! Joey would like it if he won and there would be lots of jumping up and down and hugging. Use that information however you wish :D
*Joey would like me to point out here that he LIKES Asher how he is**, he just misses his Friends, that's all :(
**'Cause he's nice to him. HEAR THAT, STEPHEN?!***
***Oooooh, stars!****
****Ahem, carry on....
6pm: Dinner with them both
No making it for Joey, he'll pull his weight and make it with them too. Theme: HAPPY FOOD
Why?
Because that makes for a HAPPY TUMMY!
6.30pm: Fireball! With Shawn
Wherein they will put the skills Joey taught them to good use and play Fireball! With coconuts. Just like your drabble, Nikki. Only, with a different CKR face.
7.30pm: Movie - Die Hard!
Whereupon Joey will get worked up and begin to call them "Bitch!" for the rest of the evening...
10pm: Snacks!
Please to be making Joey a snack! Nothing too healthy. Joey will be reminiscing about the day and how he bought you both so cheap :D
11pm: Three Men Inna Bed
Bedtime stories!
Using the puppets they made earlier Joey would like to be told a story. Asher and Stephen must work together to entertain Joey for a full half an hour, until he gets sleepy and falls asleep. He'll hand over his Joey!puppet to be used in the story too, unless Asher and Stevie would prefer he interact in the story himself with his puppet, though he would prefer to just lie there and listen. It can be one long story or a set of shorter stories :D
Once they've finished, Joey would like them to tuck him in and say good night!
And yeah, three men inna bed. He wants Asher on one side of him and Stevie on the other so he can see both puppets at the same time. If one bed isn't wide enough, Stevie's can be pushed against Joey's to make more room.
Be careful not to wake Joey up afterwards! The longer he sleeps, the more free time Ash and Stevie have!
The rest of the the time Joey will most probably be asleep, until 8am the next morning. If he should wake up a lullaby will put him right back to sleep again. Asher and Stephen can fight between themselves who gets to do that happy job.
NB
Hugs shall be carried out intermittently throughout the day but each pup can expect to give Joey at least ten to fifteen hugs. Most probably instigated by Joey, unless your pup is feeling particularly generous or mellow :)
NB again
Timed to just before Asher got his fangs. If you wanna play anything out, that's great, if not, lemme know what your pups would've agreed to do and that would be awesome too. Like I said, suck it up, Stephen! Joey owns your ass for 24 hours :D
NB thrice
The time still owed won't ACTUALLY be planned out. Joey will forget and remember at random points so don't be surprised if four weeks down the line Joey asks your pup to do something and uses "YOU STILL OWE ME FOUR MINUTES!" as his excuse.
<3
He'll be having his Asher and Stephen days on the same day. But when he's having "alone time" with each of them, he'll want the time he misses alone with them both the very next day. This also includes a mandatory five hours of sleeping time. Perhaps he'll make them taste-test his cooking, who knows. Or more Fireball! \o/
Alrighty!
Stephen and Asher
8am: Rise and shine for the naked chef!
Joey would like to eat breakfast with Stephen and Asher to spend some quality morning time together! Don't worry, Joey will be making pancakes and they'll be very very edible and yummy. Now, so that they feel completely at ease with each other Joey will be cooking butt naked like he does at home. :D He'll probably have an apron on though due to kiddies. He'll encourage them to get nekkid too (with make-shift aprons available) but since he's a nice guy, he'll eventually give in and allow them to keep their clothes on if they kick up a huge enough fuss :( No suits though. T-shirt and shorts (if they own them) all the way.
9am: Pet walking!
A nice beach stroll with the dogs and Yasmine, contemplating life, superheros and hot girls and complementing Joey on his pancake flipping skillz. Joey will ask Asher to carry Lisa for him so she gets more male interaction other than himself. Yasmine will go with Stephen, unless she's not properly taken care of. In that case, Joey will take her back and get his Princess's revenge on Stevie later on...
10am: Snack time.
Please to be making Joey a sandwich. He will judge them and pick his favourite! Though, he will eat both. For the winner read: whoever makes the biggest one :D
10.30am: Arty time!
Puppet making! Mwahahaha! Joey would like Stephen and Asher to make puppets of themselves! If they wish, they can switch and make them of each other, as long as one Asher!puppet and one Stevie!puppet has been made by the end of the hour and a half! They can use whatever materials they like (no touching Joey's clothes! Or his chick...) and they can all sit round and make their puppets like muppets in a gang.
Be creative! They can be artistic representations or realistic replicas! :D
Since Joey will have already made his, he will be fashioning a dark brown spiky wig out of.....................I'm not sure you want to know. Probably safer you don't.
And no, eww, it's not that. Or Yasmine's. XD
12 noon: Playground, trampoline and basketball time! With Shawn so that teams are equal.
Teams: Asher/Joey vs Shawn/Stephen [Yes, Stephen, you must play! And you must play your best! This is why you are paired with Shawn who will motivate you!].
Time to have fun! Whooooo! And work off that sandwich. This kinda reminds me of a prisoner's exercise hour XD Joey will then attempt to teach them the basics of Fireball, which will be put into practice properly later on.
N.B 1hr of Shawn's time will be used up here! He is welcome to join them for lunch afterwards, if he so wishes :)
1pm: Lunch!
Self-evident. Joey's not gonna ask them to make him stuff, everyone can get their own. 45 mins, if pups want to eat lunch in 2 mins then go hide for the other 43 that's fine too, as long as they come back. See, Joey's fair, no? :D
1.45pm: Nap time!
Joey, Asher AND Stephen onna couch. Napping together. Think uh, Ross and Joey napping? But switch them around so Joey's sleeping on Ross? Got it? Okay, now substitute Ross for Asher......you see it? And then add Stephen sleeping on Joey in the same manner and what do you have? A JOEY SANDWICH! \o/ A Joey napping sandwich. This is one of the things Joey will have been LOOKING FORWARD to! As long as Stevie doesn't snore. Suck it up, Stephen, you only gotta do it once! Asher.......will be used to it by now XD
Nap will last roughly one hour!
3pm: Sea-Doo, what, huh, who?
STEVIE! Get into your swimming trunks and get ready to hold on 'cause Joey wants to take you out on Chad's Sea-Doo! On the sea!
He may or may not allow Stephen to drive it himself. Depends.
Asher is free to do whatever for an hour and a half. Shooting himself is an option! Though it is not advocated by either me or Joey! This time will be made up the next day :D
(If Stevie refuses, then Joey'll take Asher. If Asher refuses, both pups suffer with a crying, moody Joey, who'll probably make them cook for him for the next three hours.)
4.30pm: Switch over. Make-over slash neeeiiiiiiigggghhh!
While Stephen recovers (he will have 90 mins to do as he wishes too, which, like Asher's, will be used the next day!), Joey will ask Asher to get dressed into something more conservative (i.e. out of shorts and t-shirt and into more Ross-like clothing :D). He'll also ask him to wear the wig to finish off the look*. In the HIGHLY *cough* UNLIKELY event that Asher refuses, Joey will sadly make do with the clothes. Then on the walk over to the stable (the loooooooooooong way round) he'll ask Asher to tell him some funny jokes and drop in facts about dinosaurs and dinosaur bones. Doesn't really matter if they're not true, it's the thought that counts!
At the stable Joey wants to meet The Beast again \o/ And learn about horses and how to look after them and ride them! That means that's one less thing Joey is lying about on his resume :D And he'll know more about how his stable!sex fantasy should turn out :D
Then he wants Asher to run through lines with him from the play he's writing (he doesn't trust Stephen enough to do this with him. Plagiarism etc etc XD). Joey will have the hero's character and Asher'll be the other dudes. Including women. And French cannibal tribesmen.
And then back to the rec room for a pool tournament! Joey would like it if he won and there would be lots of jumping up and down and hugging. Use that information however you wish :D
*Joey would like me to point out here that he LIKES Asher how he is**, he just misses his Friends, that's all :(
**'Cause he's nice to him. HEAR THAT, STEPHEN?!***
***Oooooh, stars!****
****Ahem, carry on....
6pm: Dinner with them both
No making it for Joey, he'll pull his weight and make it with them too. Theme: HAPPY FOOD
Why?
Because that makes for a HAPPY TUMMY!
6.30pm: Fireball! With Shawn
Wherein they will put the skills Joey taught them to good use and play Fireball! With coconuts. Just like your drabble, Nikki. Only, with a different CKR face.
7.30pm: Movie - Die Hard!
Whereupon Joey will get worked up and begin to call them "Bitch!" for the rest of the evening...
10pm: Snacks!
Please to be making Joey a snack! Nothing too healthy. Joey will be reminiscing about the day and how he bought you both so cheap :D
11pm: Three Men Inna Bed
Bedtime stories!
Using the puppets they made earlier Joey would like to be told a story. Asher and Stephen must work together to entertain Joey for a full half an hour, until he gets sleepy and falls asleep. He'll hand over his Joey!puppet to be used in the story too, unless Asher and Stevie would prefer he interact in the story himself with his puppet, though he would prefer to just lie there and listen. It can be one long story or a set of shorter stories :D
Once they've finished, Joey would like them to tuck him in and say good night!
And yeah, three men inna bed. He wants Asher on one side of him and Stevie on the other so he can see both puppets at the same time. If one bed isn't wide enough, Stevie's can be pushed against Joey's to make more room.
Be careful not to wake Joey up afterwards! The longer he sleeps, the more free time Ash and Stevie have!
The rest of the the time Joey will most probably be asleep, until 8am the next morning. If he should wake up a lullaby will put him right back to sleep again. Asher and Stephen can fight between themselves who gets to do that happy job.
NB
Hugs shall be carried out intermittently throughout the day but each pup can expect to give Joey at least ten to fifteen hugs. Most probably instigated by Joey, unless your pup is feeling particularly generous or mellow :)
NB again
Timed to just before Asher got his fangs. If you wanna play anything out, that's great, if not, lemme know what your pups would've agreed to do and that would be awesome too. Like I said, suck it up, Stephen! Joey owns your ass for 24 hours :D
NB thrice
The time still owed won't ACTUALLY be planned out. Joey will forget and remember at random points so don't be surprised if four weeks down the line Joey asks your pup to do something and uses "YOU STILL OWE ME FOUR MINUTES!" as his excuse.
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