Never mind the other game. I'll save that one for another day. You'll love Shoots and Ladders. All American kids do anyway. I'll play it with you later today because I want to spend some time with you on your special day. But right now I don't want to hog you away from your other friends. Also Veronica and I have to talk about grown up stuff and you would be bored.
With you being a child again I think this day and the next should be your birthday. Just to cover all the missed opportunities. That probably doesn't make sense right now but tomorrow it might.
This is going to be really icky. You think boys are cute, huh? I bet boys think you're real cute.
Two days. Today is the birthday for toys and jumping around and... more toys. Tomorrow is for whatever you want to do then.
But this is just for you. So keep it a secret, K? Or the other kids will get jealous.
Yep. Real mushy.
When boys do that it's because they want a reason to touch you but they don't know how to be gentle. They never really grow out of that so yeah- boys are idiots.
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But having a penis would be BAD. ICKY BAD.
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Christ, you're cute.
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I am! Momo-chan's making me a cake for my birthday!
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It's hardly appropriate now.
Ever play 'Shoots and Ladders'?
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What were you planning on playing?
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You'll love Shoots and Ladders. All American kids do anyway. I'll play it with you later today because I want to spend some time with you on your special day. But right now I don't want to hog you away from your other friends. Also Veronica and I have to talk about grown up stuff and you would be bored.
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Tomorrow's my special day, not today!
I guess that's OK. Adult talk is usually icky... especially if it's about boy stuff, even if boys are cute.
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This is going to be really icky.
You think boys are cute, huh? I bet boys think you're real cute.
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Really?
Oh, it's MUSHY stuff then.
No, they pull my hair and try and trip me. They're all idiots, even if they're cute.
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Tomorrow is for whatever you want to do then.
But this is just for you. So keep it a secret, K? Or the other kids will get jealous.
Yep. Real mushy.
When boys do that it's because they want a reason to touch you but they don't know how to be gentle. They never really grow out of that so yeah- boys are idiots.
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I'll just tell Momo-chan! She won't mind.
You know... that explains SO MUCH.
Does that mean you're an idiot, too?
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It sure does. In fact- I'm worse then most of them.
Are you gonna save me a piece of cake even though I'm an idiot?
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