"Sam, what are all those pretty ladies whispering about down there? Are they friend or foe?"
"They're planning a get-together, Mr. Frodo! They plan to spend days and days in someplace called 'Houston', doing nothing but talking, reading, writing, and thinking about about US!"
"Hmmm, are you sure?"
"They already talk about us all the time, sir. And I overheard 'em discussing brownies and barbeque and such."
"Ah, that sounds all right, then. Let's leave them to their plans."
"Shall we go see if there's any of that barbeque in Gondor, sir? It's nearly time for luncheon."
"Excellent idea, Sam. Let's go!"