'My God, this girl is mird poop mad!'

Mar 02, 2009 23:34

I was wondering ...

Ha ha. You think I'm going to ask a serious question, dontcha?
You'd like that, wouldn'tcha?

Like some existential stuff or something? Weeeeeell, see, my blob blog is aaaaall about existential stuff -I am made of existential stuff MYSELF, 'K? I AM a VERY existential person. I EAT existential for BREAKFAST *shows teeth + groans*

Whoops. Sorry to disappoint. I just lied. You'll have to come back if you want 'serious'. I'm more into 'random' and 'not serious'. I am not an existential person. Only in my dreams. Sometimes I daydream. And all the existential stuff comes RIGHT OUT OF ME. Just like that. It feels weird. So THEN, I don't have no more existential stuff IN me. So I can't talk about existential stuff no more. I'm existential when I'm unconscious basically. Which kinda sucks. Whatever.

So like I said, I was wondering about something.

As you know, I am not a native English speaker, although I thought I had made myself pretty clear before I was conceived. I told my parents I-WANT-TO-BE-BORN-IN-THE-US. It was like talking to deaf people. They didn't listen (look where I am right now. Proof.)
And so as a non-native speaker, there are a number of words and expressions which my little French brain can't seem to process.

Like "bat sh*t crazy". WHY?

What the HELL does that mean? I mean I know what it means (not that stupid), but honestly I don't see where you're going with the strange word association.

I know what bat is -Batman, right? Blind black mouse-bird (also known as "mird") that flies at night, hovering over girls' hair, waiting for an opportunity to land on their heads and cling to their hair.
Sh*t = poop. That much I know -even though I don't know much.
Crazy. That's me on a good day. Slightly out there. Mad sometimes.

Let's now put the three words together -you'll see something is just NOT QUITE RIGHT.
Mird poop mad. Being mad like mird poop. LOL it kinda sounds like a weird tongue twister, doesn't it?
OK, but what the HELL does it mean? Is mird poop really mad? WTF. I thought it was greeeeeeeeen  0_o
I'm very confused now.

Origins?
Etymology?
From the Greek ... surm poet sod ... maybe?

Somebody please heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

words, random

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