Another one of these retarded gay meme quizzes that I love so much
1) Are you really ready for 101 questions?
BRING IT ON BITCH
2) Was your last kiss a mistake?
No, I fucking love Hershey's Kisses.
3) Do you believe in God?
No.
4) Who did you last say I love you to?
My Mom, lol loser
5) Do you regret it?
Um
6) What's your favorite BBQ'd food?
PULLED FUCKING PORK.
7) Have a best friend?
I dunno, I don't pick favorites
9) Are you eating?
Waiting for dad to bring home pizza
10) How do you want to die?
Never
11) What did you last eat?
Cheese and grapes
12) Last call?
My dad, harassing him for pizza
13) What cell phone service do you use?
Sprint
14) Tom from MySpace is about to go to jail, what’s your first thought?
Who?
15) Do you have an attitude?
FUCK OFF
16) Ever wanna be in love?
Depends on who I'm in love with and if they love me back.
17) How much do you text?
I hate talking on the phone
18) Like reading?
TL;DR
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Kind of I guess.
21) Twirl, or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl. With a spoon 'cuz we're Italian like that.
23) When was your last family reunion?
Never had one, most of my family hates each other
25) How exactly are you feeling now?
Hungry like the wolf
26) Ever ate food in a car while someone or your self is driving?
Yeah...
30) Are Barbie & Ken bad influences on people?
What ever happened to Ken?
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Yes
32) What are you listening to?
Ozzy
33) Do you want to have kids?
FUCK NO.
34) Ever kissed somebody with a name that starts with an E?
No.
35) Do you type fast?
50-60 WPM
36) Do you have piercings?
My ears
37) Want any more?
No.
38) Can you spell well?
Yes, I can usually spell a word correctly and remember the definition after seeing it once.
39) What do you miss the most about your past?
My Peepaw.
40) What are you craving right now?
PIZZA, AHEM AHEM DAD
43) Does somebody love you?
My family are the only ones I'm aware of.
54) What are your favorite colors?
I FUKKIN LOVE PURPLE
55) Do you have trust issues?
No
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Very
61) Are you secretly with somebody?
Pfft, no.
62) Do you believe your ex thinks about you?
What ex?
63) Do you like filling out these long surveys or is it because your bored?
Both
67) What was the last movie you saw?
Young Frankenstein for the 9287236412908120th time
68) Have you ever walked outside in the rain?
Yes
69) Do you think you are a good person?
Generally, yes
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No
72) What did you do last night?
Stayed up 'till 5AM.
73) What does your mouse pad look like?
Don't have one.
74) What brand of computer do you use?
HP/Compaq
75) Do you play the Wii?
Don't have one
76) How do you feel about WalMart?
It's a stoooore. And they sold me this kickass laptop for $280 so I liek them.
77) Do you know where Tehran is?
Strangely enough, yes
78) Who has inspired you the most?
Peepaw, dad, various cartoonists, George Carlin
81) Are you mean?
Depends on who I'm talking to.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Hells no.
83) Do you believe in true love?
What is true love, anyway?
84) are you a lover or a fighter?
What?
85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
Partially.
86) Who has helped you, or convinced you to change?
I don't know.
87) Who was the last person to make you mad?
My brother
88) Do you like to be outside?
No XD
89) Are you currently bored?
I'm always bored
90) Do you want to get married?
I dunno.
91) Ever failed a class?
Never
92) How many different countries have you been to?
USA and Florida.
93) Do you like celery?
With blue cheese it kicks tits.
93) What makes you happy?
Sexy men and masturbation.
95) What is your favorite name for a girl?
Jasmine, Frankie, Lizzie, Isabelle(Izzy)
98) Do you watch the news?
Not like there's ever any news, anyway.
99) What is your zodiac sign?
Aquarius
100) Do you like Subway?
Naw.
101) Who were the last five people you texted?
Don't remember.
BRING IT ON BITCH
2) Was your last kiss a mistake?
No, I fucking love Hershey's Kisses.
3) Do you believe in God?
No.
4) Who did you last say I love you to?
My Mom, lol loser
5) Do you regret it?
Um
6) What's your favorite BBQ'd food?
PULLED FUCKING PORK.
7) Have a best friend?
I dunno, I don't pick favorites
9) Are you eating?
Waiting for dad to bring home pizza
10) How do you want to die?
Never
11) What did you last eat?
Cheese and grapes
12) Last call?
My dad, harassing him for pizza
13) What cell phone service do you use?
Sprint
14) Tom from MySpace is about to go to jail, what’s your first thought?
Who?
15) Do you have an attitude?
FUCK OFF
16) Ever wanna be in love?
Depends on who I'm in love with and if they love me back.
17) How much do you text?
I hate talking on the phone
18) Like reading?
TL;DR
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Kind of I guess.
21) Twirl, or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl. With a spoon 'cuz we're Italian like that.
23) When was your last family reunion?
Never had one, most of my family hates each other
25) How exactly are you feeling now?
Hungry like the wolf
26) Ever ate food in a car while someone or your self is driving?
Yeah...
30) Are Barbie & Ken bad influences on people?
What ever happened to Ken?
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Yes
32) What are you listening to?
Ozzy
33) Do you want to have kids?
FUCK NO.
34) Ever kissed somebody with a name that starts with an E?
No.
35) Do you type fast?
50-60 WPM
36) Do you have piercings?
My ears
37) Want any more?
No.
38) Can you spell well?
Yes, I can usually spell a word correctly and remember the definition after seeing it once.
39) What do you miss the most about your past?
My Peepaw.
40) What are you craving right now?
PIZZA, AHEM AHEM DAD
43) Does somebody love you?
My family are the only ones I'm aware of.
54) What are your favorite colors?
I FUKKIN LOVE PURPLE
55) Do you have trust issues?
No
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Very
61) Are you secretly with somebody?
Pfft, no.
62) Do you believe your ex thinks about you?
What ex?
63) Do you like filling out these long surveys or is it because your bored?
Both
67) What was the last movie you saw?
Young Frankenstein for the 9287236412908120th time
68) Have you ever walked outside in the rain?
Yes
69) Do you think you are a good person?
Generally, yes
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No
72) What did you do last night?
Stayed up 'till 5AM.
73) What does your mouse pad look like?
Don't have one.
74) What brand of computer do you use?
HP/Compaq
75) Do you play the Wii?
Don't have one
76) How do you feel about WalMart?
It's a stoooore. And they sold me this kickass laptop for $280 so I liek them.
77) Do you know where Tehran is?
Strangely enough, yes
78) Who has inspired you the most?
Peepaw, dad, various cartoonists, George Carlin
81) Are you mean?
Depends on who I'm talking to.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Hells no.
83) Do you believe in true love?
What is true love, anyway?
84) are you a lover or a fighter?
What?
85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
Partially.
86) Who has helped you, or convinced you to change?
I don't know.
87) Who was the last person to make you mad?
My brother
88) Do you like to be outside?
No XD
89) Are you currently bored?
I'm always bored
90) Do you want to get married?
I dunno.
91) Ever failed a class?
Never
92) How many different countries have you been to?
USA and Florida.
93) Do you like celery?
With blue cheese it kicks tits.
93) What makes you happy?
Sexy men and masturbation.
95) What is your favorite name for a girl?
Jasmine, Frankie, Lizzie, Isabelle(Izzy)
98) Do you watch the news?
Not like there's ever any news, anyway.
99) What is your zodiac sign?
Aquarius
100) Do you like Subway?
Naw.
101) Who were the last five people you texted?
Don't remember.