A Song For Wilson From House
Genre: Musical crack
This is a song House is singing about Wilson, to the tune of the 1980s Toni Basile hit "Hey, Mickey!" It helps if you chant the chorus out loud and clap. For the oldsters. If you don't know the song, look it up on YouTube.
This is a song from House to Wilson, when Wilson's not around. To the tune of Toni Basil's "Hey, Mickey!"
(CHANT)
Oh, Wilson, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Wilson
Hey, Wilson
Oh, Wilson, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Wilson
Hey, Wilson
Oh, Wilson, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Wilson
Hey Wilson!
You wear ugly ties
And you love to lecture me
About my manners, morals
And my life philosophy
You like talking to the dead
More than hanging out with me, Wilson!
But when you grab my cane
I have to let it show
Even though the hospital
Really shouldn't know
That the two of us together
Bought a brand new condo
You're my one ho bro, Wilson!
(SING)
Oh, Wilson, what a pity
You don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh, Wilson, you're so pretty
Can't you understand
You're my best friend, Wilson
Oh, what you do, Wilson, do, Wilson
Don't break my heart, Wilson
Hey, Wilson!
So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anything you want to do
I'll take it like a man
Oh, please, baby, please
Diagnose me if you can, Wilson
Oh, Wilson, what a pity
You don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh, Wilson, you're so pretty
Can't you understand
You're my best friend, Wilson
Oh, what you do, Wilson, do, Wilson
Don't break my heart, Wilson
Oh, Wilson, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Wilson
Hey, Wilson
Oh, Wilson, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Wilson
Hey, Wilson
Oh, Wilson, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Wilson
Hey, Wilson
Oh, Wilson, what a pity
You don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh, Wilson, you're so pretty
Can't you understand
You're my best friend, Wilson
Oh, what you do, Wilson, do, Wilson
Don't break my heart, Wilson
Oh, Wilson, what a pity
You don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh, Wilson, you're so pretty
Can't you understand
You're my best friend, Wilson
Oh, what you do, Wilson, do, Wilson
Don't break my heart, Wilson
(REPEAT UNTIL FADE)