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WELL
"Wilson" exceeded my expectations which is pretty damn amazing.
And Wilson in every damn scene. Meaning this is going to be a multi-part thing. This is the first 12 minutes which came out to 101 caps. I don't know how many parts this will take cause this is all I've taken for now, due to lack of time
BUT HERE IS PART ONE
I think I once said every episode should start with House in a bathtub
I changed my mind
"...Howthe?"
House: WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE
House: IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY. I KNOW NOT EVERYBODY
House: HAS GOT A BODY LIKE
House: YOOOOOU
Take note House is looking right at him as he sings thig
House: BAAAAABY
O. Goodmorning I was just thinking about you.
....The hand on the table kinda confuses me.
"You know. . Most people. . Go for the hard wood. . ."
...
"Or carpeting. . "
.....No I'm still thinking very dirty thoughts.
People go for penis or vagina? Some go for both Wilson.
"Got the urge to play last night. Had to go all the way back to my apartment. Thought I'd save on future trips."
Aka: IM NEVER LEAVING
As he drinks out of the Amber mug
"S'very eco friendly of you."
I like sleepy Wilson. I just wanna. . Do things to him.
But don't we all.
"How bout, keeping it down on the noise pollution?"
"6:33. You should be flossing by now."
..Got his morning routine memorized? So you know when to accidentally walk in while he's showering? Hence the clear shower curtain.
"I'm not going to work today. ."
...Mmm seriously.
"I'm going, hunting."
!!
HISSSS
Do not block out House. You know you love it.
His bed just looks so comfortable. I wanna cuddle up with him.
Or House could cuddle up with him.
Speaking of.
Yes just get a good look
Also he brought his guitar. Time to continue the serenade?
BUT I GOTTA HAVE FAITH-A FAITH-A FAITH
"That time of year again?"
"He's a self important jerk. . "
And you're jealous and needy
"He's my friend. . "
House: HE'S A SELF IMPORTANT JERK 8|
Wilson: Seems to be what I'm attracted to
now gtfo and let me sleep
House: He calls you Jim. .
Wilson:....srsly House. Srsly?
House: Doesn't even know your name
Wilson: 8|
"Jim is short for James."
O look he left some space for you to slip in there and join him House
"Now go away. . . LIM"
Jim short for James
Lim short for Lame(s)
I love how Wilson looks slightly amused. Like he's laying there all "lol I'm so funny"
"I NAILED THAT TREE."
What a manly hunting stance.
Tucker: I read somewhere that the native americans say turkey's know what you're thinking
Wilson: ...So I should stop thinking about German porn?
WELL.
Kinky.
GOBBLES
...Turkey's are that way Wilson *turns his head*
KNIFE TO THE TREE
Chemo bag for those who were wondering
C:
..I thought it was cute
Why does Tucker the fucker get shoulder rubs?
HE ALMOST SHOT JIMMY.
Nice position there Wilson. Just shove his head between your legs there.
You know he's thinking "HOOOWSE ;;"
...Does it say
Freak Nasty on his shirt
...
LOL
DOCTOR WILSON.
"I cannot believe how much you've grown up in 5 years. . ."
Tucker: No. NO. NO. ABORT WILSON. ABORT.
"...."
Tucker: Ashley. My girlfriend.
Wilson: ....well fuck me :|
"There's a doctor I can speak to who's great. . . Who's... great. . "
At. . .giving. . . .blowjobs?
"...At diagnosing. . "
Oh.
I JUST FIGURED OUT SOMETHING BY SOMETHING ELSE. DUDE.
MUST TELL HOUSE
If ya'll rewatch this (and I know you will) look at Wilson's right hand. It's spazzing out again.
Apparently the thought of House fills Wilson's hand with so much glee he cannot control it
Glass walls Wilson. If you didn't see them in there why did you need to double check?
I realize they could have been hiding under the chairs but still.
WELP. Time to go House hunting
Didn't take long
Wilson: I JUST HAD A HOUSE MOMENT
Chase: don't care..
"Diagnosed transverse militias from a cold sore. How cool. . "
"Is THAT!?"
House: . .. wat?
Wilson: Patients really eat that crap up
House: S'why I'm loved
Awe. File hit
"Self important jerk does not have transverse militias. He's got cancer."
Wilson: . . How do you even-?
"OKAAAAAAAAAY!"
..
OKAY.
House: Maybe I paid the redhair down in records a few bucks to CC me on all your cases.
....wow.
House: Few patients die you might get sad again. Make a speech that would end your career
Wilson :...
"Frankly, I'm stalking you for you."
Then Wilson comes closer and House leeeaaans back against the table.
I know Chase is still in the room but. . get closer. He won't mind.
"I look for zebra because other doctors rule out all the horses. In this case you are those other doctors."
House: You haven't earned a zebra.
House: Your caring is clouding your diagnoses.
House: Also isn't an excuse for not telling us you were a tennis pro
Wilson: FINE.
You.
Meet me in the janitors closet in 5 minutes.
And look! It's. . Wilson's assistant!
I dunno her name
WA: You just missed the grandkids.
Wilson: Ohhh that's alright. Last time they painted my tie. .
YOUR TIE? FUCKIN KIDS 8|
Goes to be all doctorly then. . ANOTHER SEMI HOUSE MOMENT
"No game winning hits. . .No school plays?"
Patient: I guess not
"Are you depressed?"
"I have CANCER."
"You've had cancer a long time, never stopped you from bragging about the grandkids."
FOOT
Why does Tucker keep getting touches.
"I'd rather you regretted coming then regretted not coming."
IDK why I like that line
Oh hi Cuddy. Stop trying to make everything about you and go away
Which is what she's doing. Asked Wilson if she could call Bonnie cause she needs a new place so her and Lucas can move in together, even though she doesn't need Wilson's permission to talk to Bonnie
and nevermind Cuddy already has a HOUSE. A VERY NICE ONE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
PLOT DEVIIICE
Not that I mind with how this goes.
...
.........
Taub: IT WASN'T THE TENNIS
HE WAS WRONG ABOUT THE PUPPIES
...o....kay
"You want my blessing. And implicitly, you want House's blessing."
Cuddy: I don't need House's blessing
Wilson: Good.
Then he just walks off. I got the feeling he doesn't want Cuddy near him right now
OKAY THIS IS ALL YOU GET FOR NOW. Unfortunately I have finals in a week plus other life type things so I can't spend too much time, at once on this. It will get done but don't expect part two till tomorrow at the earliest.
"Wilson" exceeded my expectations which is pretty damn amazing.
And Wilson in every damn scene. Meaning this is going to be a multi-part thing. This is the first 12 minutes which came out to 101 caps. I don't know how many parts this will take cause this is all I've taken for now, due to lack of time
BUT HERE IS PART ONE
I think I once said every episode should start with House in a bathtub
I changed my mind
"...Howthe?"
House: WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE
House: IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY. I KNOW NOT EVERYBODY
House: HAS GOT A BODY LIKE
House: YOOOOOU
Take note House is looking right at him as he sings thig
House: BAAAAABY
O. Goodmorning I was just thinking about you.
....The hand on the table kinda confuses me.
"You know. . Most people. . Go for the hard wood. . ."
...
"Or carpeting. . "
.....No I'm still thinking very dirty thoughts.
People go for penis or vagina? Some go for both Wilson.
"Got the urge to play last night. Had to go all the way back to my apartment. Thought I'd save on future trips."
Aka: IM NEVER LEAVING
As he drinks out of the Amber mug
"S'very eco friendly of you."
I like sleepy Wilson. I just wanna. . Do things to him.
But don't we all.
"How bout, keeping it down on the noise pollution?"
"6:33. You should be flossing by now."
..Got his morning routine memorized? So you know when to accidentally walk in while he's showering? Hence the clear shower curtain.
"I'm not going to work today. ."
...Mmm seriously.
"I'm going, hunting."
!!
HISSSS
Do not block out House. You know you love it.
His bed just looks so comfortable. I wanna cuddle up with him.
Or House could cuddle up with him.
Speaking of.
Yes just get a good look
Also he brought his guitar. Time to continue the serenade?
BUT I GOTTA HAVE FAITH-A FAITH-A FAITH
"That time of year again?"
"He's a self important jerk. . "
And you're jealous and needy
"He's my friend. . "
House: HE'S A SELF IMPORTANT JERK 8|
Wilson: Seems to be what I'm attracted to
now gtfo and let me sleep
House: He calls you Jim. .
Wilson:....srsly House. Srsly?
House: Doesn't even know your name
Wilson: 8|
"Jim is short for James."
O look he left some space for you to slip in there and join him House
"Now go away. . . LIM"
Jim short for James
Lim short for Lame(s)
I love how Wilson looks slightly amused. Like he's laying there all "lol I'm so funny"
"I NAILED THAT TREE."
What a manly hunting stance.
Tucker: I read somewhere that the native americans say turkey's know what you're thinking
Wilson: ...So I should stop thinking about German porn?
WELL.
Kinky.
GOBBLES
...Turkey's are that way Wilson *turns his head*
KNIFE TO THE TREE
Chemo bag for those who were wondering
C:
..I thought it was cute
Why does Tucker the fucker get shoulder rubs?
HE ALMOST SHOT JIMMY.
Nice position there Wilson. Just shove his head between your legs there.
You know he's thinking "HOOOWSE ;;"
...Does it say
Freak Nasty on his shirt
...
LOL
DOCTOR WILSON.
"I cannot believe how much you've grown up in 5 years. . ."
Tucker: No. NO. NO. ABORT WILSON. ABORT.
"...."
Tucker: Ashley. My girlfriend.
Wilson: ....well fuck me :|
"There's a doctor I can speak to who's great. . . Who's... great. . "
At. . .giving. . . .blowjobs?
"...At diagnosing. . "
Oh.
I JUST FIGURED OUT SOMETHING BY SOMETHING ELSE. DUDE.
MUST TELL HOUSE
If ya'll rewatch this (and I know you will) look at Wilson's right hand. It's spazzing out again.
Apparently the thought of House fills Wilson's hand with so much glee he cannot control it
Glass walls Wilson. If you didn't see them in there why did you need to double check?
I realize they could have been hiding under the chairs but still.
WELP. Time to go House hunting
Didn't take long
Wilson: I JUST HAD A HOUSE MOMENT
Chase: don't care..
"Diagnosed transverse militias from a cold sore. How cool. . "
"Is THAT!?"
House: . .. wat?
Wilson: Patients really eat that crap up
House: S'why I'm loved
Awe. File hit
"Self important jerk does not have transverse militias. He's got cancer."
Wilson: . . How do you even-?
"OKAAAAAAAAAY!"
..
OKAY.
House: Maybe I paid the redhair down in records a few bucks to CC me on all your cases.
....wow.
House: Few patients die you might get sad again. Make a speech that would end your career
Wilson :...
"Frankly, I'm stalking you for you."
Then Wilson comes closer and House leeeaaans back against the table.
I know Chase is still in the room but. . get closer. He won't mind.
"I look for zebra because other doctors rule out all the horses. In this case you are those other doctors."
House: You haven't earned a zebra.
House: Your caring is clouding your diagnoses.
House: Also isn't an excuse for not telling us you were a tennis pro
Wilson: FINE.
You.
Meet me in the janitors closet in 5 minutes.
And look! It's. . Wilson's assistant!
I dunno her name
WA: You just missed the grandkids.
Wilson: Ohhh that's alright. Last time they painted my tie. .
YOUR TIE? FUCKIN KIDS 8|
Goes to be all doctorly then. . ANOTHER SEMI HOUSE MOMENT
"No game winning hits. . .No school plays?"
Patient: I guess not
"Are you depressed?"
"I have CANCER."
"You've had cancer a long time, never stopped you from bragging about the grandkids."
FOOT
Why does Tucker keep getting touches.
"I'd rather you regretted coming then regretted not coming."
IDK why I like that line
Oh hi Cuddy. Stop trying to make everything about you and go away
Which is what she's doing. Asked Wilson if she could call Bonnie cause she needs a new place so her and Lucas can move in together, even though she doesn't need Wilson's permission to talk to Bonnie
and nevermind Cuddy already has a HOUSE. A VERY NICE ONE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
PLOT DEVIIICE
Not that I mind with how this goes.
...
.........
Taub: IT WASN'T THE TENNIS
HE WAS WRONG ABOUT THE PUPPIES
...o....kay
"You want my blessing. And implicitly, you want House's blessing."
Cuddy: I don't need House's blessing
Wilson: Good.
Then he just walks off. I got the feeling he doesn't want Cuddy near him right now
OKAY THIS IS ALL YOU GET FOR NOW. Unfortunately I have finals in a week plus other life type things so I can't spend too much time, at once on this. It will get done but don't expect part two till tomorrow at the earliest.