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JANE SAID I NEED TO START POSTING THESE (SCREENCAPS) HERE AS WELL, SO H_W CAN BE AVOIDED IF SO DESIRED. SO I WILL BE POSTING THEM IN BOTH PLACES FROM NOW ON.
STARTING WITH THIS WEEKS.
EDIT: JANE APOLOGIZES FOR HER SELFISH REQUEST FOR CROSSPOSTING BUT SHE IS A MOD AND THESE CAPS ARE HOSTED ON HER WEBSPACE WHICH SHE PAYS MONIES FOR SO YA KNOW IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH IT GO BACK TO HOUSE_WILSON I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A REASON TO POST THESE HERE FOR A WHILE, CAUSE I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE, SO I WAS JOYOUS WHEN JANE INSTRUCTED ME TO DO SO
CARRY ON
Howevery episode should begin. With House and Wilson in a bedroom.
Mmm...Glasses
"...Why are you packing?"
Wilson: We're leaving this afternoon for the conference on pharmacology and public policy."
"..We?"
Yes. We. Get used to it.
"We discussed this. It'd been on your calender for weeks."
"Think of it as a vacation. . Or not! I don't care. You're coming with."
He is determined to get you into a hotel room.
House: You should come with me. State pillow fighting championchips
Wilson is worried because this idea doesn't interest him at all. Unless he could be apart of the pillowfight.
"I can't be here if I'm there. Unless you're there too."
"So it's not a discussion."
Married.
And- WOAH.
My thoughts exactly
Oh back so soon?
House: I thought about it. You're right. I should go to the conference.
Wilson: . . .You found out Cuddy's going. . .
Don't deny it House. It's true. Stupid. But true.
But he makes up for it with OVERLY FOND LOOK
"Why are you reading my program guide?"
Wilson. If you insist on bringing him along, you have to know he's going to try and butt into everything.
"Oh look! An 80s party!"
"...."
"....Cuddy's going..."
I don't know if its really a lack of an enthusiasm by Wilson or if RSL just thinks its stupid but Wilson sounds like he really doens't give a rats ass.
"If you want her. . Ask her out!"
Do her and get it over with is what he really means. ....No. Really. It's basically what he says later.
"She's not some floozy in a bar! She's the floozy I work for."
CUDDY HAS A BABY?
WHY DID NO ONE TELL- oh wait.
What a lovely hotel.
I just like the image.
House makes Wilson go cross eyed.
...Yeah I woulda picked Perlmutter too.
House: *SMUG*
Wilson: This weekends gonna suck isn't it D:
Yaaaaay drag queens and Mr T!
And! . . Prince Gregory.
Okay I did actually think Cuddy was being cute
but House looks to me like he's trying to will away a boner.
Romantic~
...IDK it's just a really strange image.
Made me happy House did wake up soon as he found out one of Wilson's patients was dead, to talk to him. Before it turned into ..things.
DARK ROOM IS DARK.
"What are you doing?"
...I'm somehow sensing Wilson is trying to tell House he's displeased.
"Are you INSANE?"
"I didn't want your notes before. . I don't want them now."
And. . Now. . .We're on a dock. In the middle of a lake. at sunrise
..I'm a tad confused as to how we ended up here.
But hey. Romantic backlighting.
....
.....
"If there's one thing I've learned from you, is that I should do what I think is right, and not worry about the consequences."
o.
...I guess that's it?
.....OKAY.
Least it was pretty.
NORMAL LIGHTING IS BACK
"I'm a mother now. I need a guy I can count on every single day. That's never been House."
Moar pretty shots.
House with a bunch of bottles and swirling a can
He'll never suspect.
And he doesn't.
Is it me, or does Wilson look confused every time he walks into a room?
........Jeans.
Hello.
You are about to come off.
Wilson do you REALLY not suspect? He was swirling a can, gave you a drink, didn't drink any himself, but watched you INTENSELY as you drank.
...Guess not.
"What are you thinking about?"
IDK . . How he's about to take off your pants?
"You sheee... s...s.s..eriously."
"But don't SCHEEEEEME."
"Just DO THE DEED."
I'm sorry. But. That sounded to me like, "JUST DO HER." THEN WE CAN MOVE ON.
Oh that's hot.
"I'm sorry. I . . .Just. . . I didn't mean. . ."
"I didn't meeeeaaan. . ."
Sexy~
"I didn't. . . MEAN. . ."
I'd hit it.
"You drugged me."
ORLY?
...Yeah.
"She's better off without you."
This still speaks volumes to me. Caught him and set him down gently
Then dragged him to the bed and took off his pants.
Welp.
....OMG
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MR SPRINKLES
Seriously, even people in the live discussion did not realize how fucking excited I got. I flailed all over the freaking place
and I knew he was coming.
"...Hey Lucas."
Lucky ass baby. I wanna sit in Mr. Sprinkles lap.
Oh to wake up, drugged, face down in a bed with no pants on.
"HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?"
LOL.
I love that Foreman didn't question this at all.
"HOOOOOWSE."
"...."
"He isn't here."
Can I take a message?
"OMGWTFBBQ"
"I SPOSED TO BE GIVING PAPER FIVE MINUTES AGO"
TTYL FOREMAN
They're smoking~
PANTS!?
Oh you.
"Hello!"
"UHHH."
"I don't know what department I want."
"I need. . . "
". . .PANTS."
At first I thought he called 911 (CALL 911 FOR PANTS) Cause 'what department' but then I decided:
He called Sears.
Going to keeeeeeeeeel you House.
Awe damn he found pants.
"To cover my ass. . I failed-"
O.
Hi.
We're just going to gaze at each other for a few minutes, hope no one minds.
House: I was wrong when I wrote that
I find this all insanely sweet. House telling Wilson he did nothing wrong and how good he really is.
"I've never given any less than my best. I am incapable of turning away from a responsibility."
"My friends take advantage of that fact far too often."
House: I know I gave that man everything I could. And I know he knew that too.
GET BACK HERE HOWSE
HAY
I love how he actually takes a moment to give him the message from Foreman.
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"You think that little shout out was going to make me forget you drugged me, hid my pants, stole my speech?"
That's an amazing statement there.
"You wanted the paper out there. It's out there."
"You don't ask what I want, you ignore my wishes, you drug me!"
"I'm waiting for you to name something new to our relationship."
Yeah us too.
Here. Has a tie.
House: if this was actually about something else, maybe you feeling impotent cause patients keep dying and you feel you've got to make some grand stupid gesture, and be a hero. Then. Well. Yeah. Sorry.
THEN EPIPHANY
"Of course. . ."
How are you not used to this by now
Well.
Double date?
Let's just all stare at Lucas and make him feel uncomfortable.
...yeaaaah.
Wilson: *remains silent*
"Yeah. . She was worried."
"I had to hide in our room and be the dirty little secret. Kinda sucked. . "
"So you had a hallucination about having sex with her."
"I mean. . I imagine having sex with women all the time, no big deal!"
Seriously. Mr Sprinkles.
Never. Ever leave again.
"...."
"But that was months ago! All the work you had to do to get straight, you've been institutionalized. You've had way bigger stuff to deal with-"
"I should shut up."
NEVER.
"...Can I buy you a gingerale?"
Wilson: . . .The. .. fuck?
Eeee awwwwwwe! I love this couple <3 Lucas/Cuddy for the win
Though I also like Lucas/House
Lucas/House/Wilson
And Lucas/Foreman.
Just cause I ship Foreman with every person ever.
More lovely shots.
"He looks like a guy who'd be there every day."
I'd be good if Lucas was my baby daddy
and I don't even want kids.
"When you do what I did. . "
"It's not enough to tell yourself, you did nothing wrong."
Wilson: You need to hear it from someone else.
"What you said to me up there . . "
EHEHEE SO CUTE
"Thank you."
Wilson: You're a good friend.
<3
Then they fall into sync.
Really. Look at their feet.
...THE END
And, anyone is willing to do anything they want with or to these caps as they please. I take them FOR the fandom.
STARTING WITH THIS WEEKS.
EDIT: JANE APOLOGIZES FOR HER SELFISH REQUEST FOR CROSSPOSTING BUT SHE IS A MOD AND THESE CAPS ARE HOSTED ON HER WEBSPACE WHICH SHE PAYS MONIES FOR SO YA KNOW IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH IT GO BACK TO HOUSE_WILSON I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A REASON TO POST THESE HERE FOR A WHILE, CAUSE I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE, SO I WAS JOYOUS WHEN JANE INSTRUCTED ME TO DO SO
CARRY ON
Howevery episode should begin. With House and Wilson in a bedroom.
Mmm...Glasses
"...Why are you packing?"
Wilson: We're leaving this afternoon for the conference on pharmacology and public policy."
"..We?"
Yes. We. Get used to it.
"We discussed this. It'd been on your calender for weeks."
"Think of it as a vacation. . Or not! I don't care. You're coming with."
He is determined to get you into a hotel room.
House: You should come with me. State pillow fighting championchips
Wilson is worried because this idea doesn't interest him at all. Unless he could be apart of the pillowfight.
"I can't be here if I'm there. Unless you're there too."
"So it's not a discussion."
Married.
And- WOAH.
My thoughts exactly
Oh back so soon?
House: I thought about it. You're right. I should go to the conference.
Wilson: . . .You found out Cuddy's going. . .
Don't deny it House. It's true. Stupid. But true.
But he makes up for it with OVERLY FOND LOOK
"Why are you reading my program guide?"
Wilson. If you insist on bringing him along, you have to know he's going to try and butt into everything.
"Oh look! An 80s party!"
"...."
"....Cuddy's going..."
I don't know if its really a lack of an enthusiasm by Wilson or if RSL just thinks its stupid but Wilson sounds like he really doens't give a rats ass.
"If you want her. . Ask her out!"
Do her and get it over with is what he really means. ....No. Really. It's basically what he says later.
"She's not some floozy in a bar! She's the floozy I work for."
CUDDY HAS A BABY?
WHY DID NO ONE TELL- oh wait.
What a lovely hotel.
I just like the image.
House makes Wilson go cross eyed.
...Yeah I woulda picked Perlmutter too.
House: *SMUG*
Wilson: This weekends gonna suck isn't it D:
Yaaaaay drag queens and Mr T!
And! . . Prince Gregory.
Okay I did actually think Cuddy was being cute
but House looks to me like he's trying to will away a boner.
Romantic~
...IDK it's just a really strange image.
Made me happy House did wake up soon as he found out one of Wilson's patients was dead, to talk to him. Before it turned into ..things.
DARK ROOM IS DARK.
"What are you doing?"
...I'm somehow sensing Wilson is trying to tell House he's displeased.
"Are you INSANE?"
"I didn't want your notes before. . I don't want them now."
And. . Now. . .We're on a dock. In the middle of a lake. at sunrise
..I'm a tad confused as to how we ended up here.
But hey. Romantic backlighting.
....
.....
"If there's one thing I've learned from you, is that I should do what I think is right, and not worry about the consequences."
o.
...I guess that's it?
.....OKAY.
Least it was pretty.
NORMAL LIGHTING IS BACK
"I'm a mother now. I need a guy I can count on every single day. That's never been House."
Moar pretty shots.
House with a bunch of bottles and swirling a can
He'll never suspect.
And he doesn't.
Is it me, or does Wilson look confused every time he walks into a room?
........Jeans.
Hello.
You are about to come off.
Wilson do you REALLY not suspect? He was swirling a can, gave you a drink, didn't drink any himself, but watched you INTENSELY as you drank.
...Guess not.
"What are you thinking about?"
IDK . . How he's about to take off your pants?
"You sheee... s...s.s..eriously."
"But don't SCHEEEEEME."
"Just DO THE DEED."
I'm sorry. But. That sounded to me like, "JUST DO HER." THEN WE CAN MOVE ON.
Oh that's hot.
"I'm sorry. I . . .Just. . . I didn't mean. . ."
"I didn't meeeeaaan. . ."
Sexy~
"I didn't. . . MEAN. . ."
I'd hit it.
"You drugged me."
ORLY?
...Yeah.
"She's better off without you."
This still speaks volumes to me. Caught him and set him down gently
Then dragged him to the bed and took off his pants.
Welp.
....OMG
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MR SPRINKLES
Seriously, even people in the live discussion did not realize how fucking excited I got. I flailed all over the freaking place
and I knew he was coming.
"...Hey Lucas."
Lucky ass baby. I wanna sit in Mr. Sprinkles lap.
Oh to wake up, drugged, face down in a bed with no pants on.
"HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?"
LOL.
I love that Foreman didn't question this at all.
"HOOOOOWSE."
"...."
"He isn't here."
Can I take a message?
"OMGWTFBBQ"
"I SPOSED TO BE GIVING PAPER FIVE MINUTES AGO"
TTYL FOREMAN
They're smoking~
PANTS!?
Oh you.
"Hello!"
"UHHH."
"I don't know what department I want."
"I need. . . "
". . .PANTS."
At first I thought he called 911 (CALL 911 FOR PANTS) Cause 'what department' but then I decided:
He called Sears.
Going to keeeeeeeeeel you House.
Awe damn he found pants.
"To cover my ass. . I failed-"
O.
Hi.
We're just going to gaze at each other for a few minutes, hope no one minds.
House: I was wrong when I wrote that
I find this all insanely sweet. House telling Wilson he did nothing wrong and how good he really is.
"I've never given any less than my best. I am incapable of turning away from a responsibility."
"My friends take advantage of that fact far too often."
House: I know I gave that man everything I could. And I know he knew that too.
GET BACK HERE HOWSE
HAY
I love how he actually takes a moment to give him the message from Foreman.
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"You think that little shout out was going to make me forget you drugged me, hid my pants, stole my speech?"
That's an amazing statement there.
"You wanted the paper out there. It's out there."
"You don't ask what I want, you ignore my wishes, you drug me!"
"I'm waiting for you to name something new to our relationship."
Yeah us too.
Here. Has a tie.
House: if this was actually about something else, maybe you feeling impotent cause patients keep dying and you feel you've got to make some grand stupid gesture, and be a hero. Then. Well. Yeah. Sorry.
THEN EPIPHANY
"Of course. . ."
How are you not used to this by now
Well.
Double date?
Let's just all stare at Lucas and make him feel uncomfortable.
...yeaaaah.
Wilson: *remains silent*
"Yeah. . She was worried."
"I had to hide in our room and be the dirty little secret. Kinda sucked. . "
"So you had a hallucination about having sex with her."
"I mean. . I imagine having sex with women all the time, no big deal!"
Seriously. Mr Sprinkles.
Never. Ever leave again.
"...."
"But that was months ago! All the work you had to do to get straight, you've been institutionalized. You've had way bigger stuff to deal with-"
"I should shut up."
NEVER.
"...Can I buy you a gingerale?"
Wilson: . . .The. .. fuck?
Eeee awwwwwwe! I love this couple <3 Lucas/Cuddy for the win
Though I also like Lucas/House
Lucas/House/Wilson
And Lucas/Foreman.
Just cause I ship Foreman with every person ever.
More lovely shots.
"He looks like a guy who'd be there every day."
I'd be good if Lucas was my baby daddy
and I don't even want kids.
"When you do what I did. . "
"It's not enough to tell yourself, you did nothing wrong."
Wilson: You need to hear it from someone else.
"What you said to me up there . . "
EHEHEE SO CUTE
"Thank you."
Wilson: You're a good friend.
<3
Then they fall into sync.
Really. Look at their feet.
...THE END
And, anyone is willing to do anything they want with or to these caps as they please. I take them FOR the fandom.