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[housewares_ash]

Aw, hell. Cadman's gone?

My sex favors for cupcake trade is totally ruined.

Comments

[archivy]

Cupcakes, sir?

[housewares_ash]

I work at a bakery.

And wow do I suddenly feel evil.

[archivy]

Are your cupcakes good?

Why do you feel evil? As long as all parties involved are consenting and overage, I don't think such a trade qualifies as morally corrupt.

[housewares_ash]

Yeah, just... talking about this with a kid.

And the cupcakes are good. Leeloo runs a tight ship

[archivy]

If it helps, I am by no means 'just' a kid and I have heard far worse.

I will come by to have some at some point. Not too many, thought. I firmly believe that children shouldn't have too much sugar on a daily basis.

[housewares_ash]

...The amount of sense there from a kid is kinda... terrifying.

[archivy]

I'm sorry if talking to me disturbs you. I'm the Archive.

[housewares_ash]

Just not used to it, that's all.

Name's Ash.

[archivy]

Few people are.

It is nice to meet you.

[housewares_ash]

Nice to meet you too.

Should I ask why you're so special?

[archivy]

I'm the Archive. I remember everything that has been recorded by humanity in my world.

[housewares_ash]

...guess it saves on book buying.

[archivy]

Yes.

That is a unique way of seeing it.

[housewares_ash]

Well, what am I supposed to say?

"Does that include all the porn?" seems a little... disgusting, you know?

[archivy]

I liked what you said first better.

... It does.

[housewares_ash]

Which is why I didn't ask. See? I can be taught.

Mainly, I'm hoping you don't know about the Necronomi-comic-con or whatever it is.