8.

[housewares_ash]

Primitive screwheads
This is seriously screwed up
What the hell's goin' on?

Comments

[bohica_apu]

...Ash, baby, you're speakin' in haiku.

...I'm tryin' not to laugh right now.

[housewares_ash]

Thanks a lot sugar
just know that I will make you
pay for it later.

[bohica_apu]

...Makes you feel better, I'm currently starrin' in my own Broadway musical.

[housewares_ash]

You got lots to sing?
I don't even like poems
Stupid goddamn curse

[bohica_apu]

Ash, baby mine, I sang Britney Spears. My trauma can kick your traumas ass an' steal its lunch money.

[housewares_ash]

Baby you come here
I'll have you singing Elvis
Between your hot moans

[bohica_apu]

...You know, I don't know what it says about me that I find your desire to hear me sing Elvis while we fuck actually endearin'.

[housewares_ash]

Maybe when I'm not
Talking weird like this all day
We will give a try

[bohica_apu]

...Yeah, I don't know if I could have sex with you when you're speakin' in 5-7-5 form. Might put me off sex for life, an' that'd just be a tragedy.

[housewares_ash]

I like you having
sex, so please don't stop at all
so goddamn pretty

[bohica_apu]

Baby mine, I will be happy when this one's over; as much as I love bein' complimented by you, the haiku just makes it weird.

[housewares_ash]

You think I like this?
I sound really damn stupid
This is just too much

[bohica_apu]

Hey, I'm just glad this damn curse hasn't compelled me to power ballad at you yet.

[housewares_ash]

How about we stop
Before that damn crap happens
We deserve better

[Voice Post]

[bohica_apu]

Agreed.

Hey, Ash, you th-

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something-
I think you'll understand
Then I'll say that something
I wanna hold your hand-

...I spoke too soon.

Re: [Voice Post]

[housewares_ash]

You better not be
Goin' all fifth grade keepsies
on me beautiful