5.

[housewares_ash]

I cry at weddings.

...the hell?

[ooc: Embarass him. Please.]

Comments

[just_rayne]

Aww, my image of you is wholly shattered now.

[housewares_ash]

Well that's just great. I was really hoping to be able to bang you at least once.

Shit.

[just_rayne]

You wouldn't be the first guy to hope for that. Considering how many offers I got to 'cure' my supposed sexual frustration on Monday.

[housewares_ash]

Well even I'm not that tactless. At least, I think so. Lying for sex totally doesn't coount.

[just_rayne]

That would depend on the lie, now wouldn't it?

[housewares_ash]

Hey, I totally made up for it. And she tried to get me killed, first. And... tried to kill me later. But she was possessed then. That sort of thing happens to me a lot.

[just_rayne]

Oh you did? How'd you manage that?

[housewares_ash]

Hey, I realized she deserved better than me just walkin' away. So I was willing to stick with her, up until I found a way home.

[just_rayne]

Well look at you. Crying at weddings, being all noble after you dupe a girl into bed. You're just a big softy aren't you?

[housewares_ash]

Hey, her brother or something just died. I could relate. Kinda.

[just_rayne]

Kinda?

[housewares_ash]

It wasn't too long after I killed by girlfriend. And my sister.

[just_rayne]

Wait, the girlfriend is the girl you duped right?

[housewares_ash]

No, no, this was a girl after I killed the girlfriend. And before you look at me funny, there was demons involved.

[just_rayne]

Heh. And I thought my world was fucked up.

[housewares_ash]

Yeah. Things are better in this weird place, by a long shot.