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[housewares_ash]

Why the hell do I always end up banging the wrong chicks?

Comments

voice

[browning_baby]

... pardon me?

voice

[housewares_ash]

Hey, just sayin'. I'm not, like, regretting anything. Or saying bad about you.

But, well, certainly opened myself up for a whole new world of... yeah.

voice

[browning_baby]

Well... don't worry about banging me anymore. Wouldn't want to ruin your rep or anything.

voice

[housewares_ash]

...Did I say that?

Was I supposed to get you flowers or something?

Re: voice

[browning_baby]

Flowers are for funerals. I don't get one of those.

Your discomfort is pretty obvious.

voice

[housewares_ash]

Look, You just got mauled, right?

Every time I touch a girl, she gets hurt.

I really damn wish this was about you.

voice

[browning_baby]

Ash, this kind of shit happens to me. You've seen the scars. It isn't anything you did, even offhanded.

voice

[housewares_ash]

I'm just jinxed, that's all.

Sorry if I hurt your damn feelings.

voice

[browning_baby]

.... my feelings are the least thing hurting right now.

voice

[housewares_ash]

Yeeeeah.

Do I need to hunt somebody down?

voice

[browning_baby]

The police know who did it.

voice

[housewares_ash]

That didn't answer my question.

voice

[browning_baby]

... if she did this to me, what do you think she'd do to you?

voice

[housewares_ash]

I got friends.

Lynch mobs are fun.

voice

[browning_baby]

As fun as that sounds..... no. No need.

voice

[housewares_ash]

Right.

Just figured I'd offer.

I'll... bake you a cake, instead.