ZOMG... why am I doing this?

Jan 11, 2009 22:02

I'm still fighting with the computer so I thought I'd put the television on while I swap the new one for the old one again, and on the television is Most Haunted - Search for Evil!!!

*shriek*

I never watch this stuff, but somehow I just can't turn it off... and then it turned out that they're only an hour away from me, in Liverpool, in a theatre I've visited!

*shiver*

I know I'm not going to be able to sleep...

*peeps at television through clenched crubeens*



I don't know whether to laugh, now, or hide under the bed. They say they're hearing all sorts of voices on the stage at the Liverpool Empire, and now they're sending a woman off to sit on a chair, there, all alone. They're going to strap her in! They nominated a woman, but now a bloke in another building is saying there's an evil ghost on the stage who's "going to kill again". Um... Is the ghost going to manifest in front of her and scare her to death, I wonder??? Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

*peeps nervously over shoulder*

*too frightened to go downstairs and make coffee*

*knew this would happen*



...I think I'm coming down in favour of laughter, albeit nervous *g*

From conversation between presenters:

"Well, it's difficult for them [i.e. the ghosties] to speak loud for us because they haven't really got a voice box." [Rather like the way in which it's difficult for the presenters to talk sense, because they don't have a sense of the ridiculous!]

"Oh! Well, if they haven't got a voice box then how do they keep making all these noises?"

And re: the woman strapped to a chair on the stage... Seems she's had a lucky escape, because although somone sees a male figure standing over her with a rope in his hand, somebody else has detected a ghostly woman standing next to her protectively. Apparently that female ghost is *related* to the woman, so phew! Yay for ghostly relatives, and how extremely lucky that the ghost was in the neighbourhood! XD

*eyes boggle* The female presenter continues, in respect of a bloke who's now strapped to the chair:

"If you're there with Carl then put pins in his knees! Go on! He's brave! He can bear it!"

I begin to realise why I never watch this stuff :)

Ooh! And suddenly Carl dramatically collapses against his ropes! Zomg, has the ghosty killed him???

*chews crubeens in terrified anticipation because, coincidentally, we've just gone to a commercial break*

What a pile of utter bollocks!*g*

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