Dear darn wannabe jumper on the Dumbarton today,
You have single-handedly rekindled and fanned the desire for flying cars (or even a hovercraft) into flame.
Also? 30 miles home, I left at 4pm. I got home at 7:30pm. While I do recognize it's very likely that you are having a much worse day than I am, I am not especially thrilled with your gift.
Not much love, really,
-housepet