Vagina Flowers.
The bus was sooo crowded today. I hate it when it's all crowded like that for no reason. It's really weird because I don't know where everyone goes when they get off...it's like they just kind of disappear right when they jump off the steps.
Anyways, afterschool was freaking hilarious. There's this stinky tree right next to where we usually talk by that smells like vagina [- Jackie], so to get away from it I stood in the middle of the road. Then Spencer threw his stupid lunchbox at me, which is like, hard on the inside and soft on the outside. I ran off with it and looked for my cousin's car to stick it under, but I didn't notice he was coming after me. I gave it back. And he hit me with it which HURT LIKE HELL. So I'm NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN UNLESSWE'RERIGHTNEXTTOTHEWILLAMETEORSOMETHING. Idon'tknowwhy.
Walking back to the vagina tree I found this half opened poptart left by some guy's car. There was one and a half poptart left so I took it and ate it. Back at the tree Spencer got vagina flowers all over Chase, so I started calling him Vagina Boy and we all stood like five feet away from him. Him and these two girls thought it was really gross that I found the poptart on the ground and that Spencer and I were eating it, but eventually they ripped off pieces for themselves. All accept Vagina Boy. Crazy hypocrites.
Anyways, afterschool was freaking hilarious. There's this stinky tree right next to where we usually talk by that smells like vagina [- Jackie], so to get away from it I stood in the middle of the road. Then Spencer threw his stupid lunchbox at me, which is like, hard on the inside and soft on the outside. I ran off with it and looked for my cousin's car to stick it under, but I didn't notice he was coming after me. I gave it back. And he hit me with it which HURT LIKE HELL. So I'm NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN UNLESSWE'RERIGHTNEXTTOTHEWILLAMETEORSOMETHING. Idon'tknowwhy.
Walking back to the vagina tree I found this half opened poptart left by some guy's car. There was one and a half poptart left so I took it and ate it. Back at the tree Spencer got vagina flowers all over Chase, so I started calling him Vagina Boy and we all stood like five feet away from him. Him and these two girls thought it was really gross that I found the poptart on the ground and that Spencer and I were eating it, but eventually they ripped off pieces for themselves. All accept Vagina Boy. Crazy hypocrites.