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Ohmigawd.
I haven't posted since...I don't know. Anyways, lunch was fun the other day. We kept doing stupid things like filling peanuts with chocolate milk and watching this one guy have a wet dream. That really sucks to have one during school. Poor guy. :S
Oh yeah, and we've been teaching my nephew how to use the bathroom. So this one time he woke up from a nap crying. I picked him up and comforted him until he stopped--then I felt something warm trickling down my arm. The freak peed on me!! I ran upstairs, stuck him on the toilet and was forced to strip and run downstairs to ask Jeremy to help in all but a yellow towel.
Two hours later he told me he took a dump in his pants. I didn't take him seriously until I noticed he smelled like it so I rushed him up the stairs again. As I helped the guy take off his undies, a lump of crap fell out and rolled away. I chased after it with a piece of tissue paper. He flung the rest of it off and another piece went in the complete opposite direction and hit the door. That's got to be the last time I ever chase after a piece of crap.
I know you probably didn't need to know this, but it was the highlight of my day. It was perfect.
I haven't posted since...I don't know. Anyways, lunch was fun the other day. We kept doing stupid things like filling peanuts with chocolate milk and watching this one guy have a wet dream. That really sucks to have one during school. Poor guy. :S
Oh yeah, and we've been teaching my nephew how to use the bathroom. So this one time he woke up from a nap crying. I picked him up and comforted him until he stopped--then I felt something warm trickling down my arm. The freak peed on me!! I ran upstairs, stuck him on the toilet and was forced to strip and run downstairs to ask Jeremy to help in all but a yellow towel.
Two hours later he told me he took a dump in his pants. I didn't take him seriously until I noticed he smelled like it so I rushed him up the stairs again. As I helped the guy take off his undies, a lump of crap fell out and rolled away. I chased after it with a piece of tissue paper. He flung the rest of it off and another piece went in the complete opposite direction and hit the door. That's got to be the last time I ever chase after a piece of crap.
I know you probably didn't need to know this, but it was the highlight of my day. It was perfect.