Have a happy birthday, you~

[cauldronsbubble]

October 26th? Is Sebastian Luka Oberon Ambrosi's golden birthday. And golden birthdays? Involve a ton of eating. Natalia Ambrosi has been handing out treats and hors d'oeuvres to everyone she sees today, beaming brightly as she informs the entire Deck of her darling son's birthday

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[bluntforces]

Ah, but how many of those hundred people texted him those birthday wishes?

...probably a few, actually. But how many from Canada? Surely not more than two, three tops.

Happy Birthday, old man. Present'll get thrown at your head this week, promise. Y/N saving you a piece of this til then?

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Probably just the one, really. Don't worry, Evan. You're special.

Old man - hah! Please don't throw too hard. And that cake is absolutely fantastic. You can't just show me a picture of that and then deny me a taste.

[bluntforces]

This is why he moved, Seb. Just so you could have the novelty of a birthday message that wasn't someone your mom just force-fed awkwardly patting you on the back. All the love, bro.

I will fight off the masses and save you a tier. A whole tier. Because you deserve only the best.

Day going good?

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You are a beautiful person, Evan McCartney. But. You have to miss Natalia Ambrosi's force-feeding. Even if only secretly.

Perfect. You are perfect.

The day has been going good, though I may fall comatose thanks to all. the. food. Someone tell my mom to stop. I'm too scared of her to try.

[bluntforces]

He does. He'll admit it freely.

The secret is that it's nice, maybe, just a little, to have a little time off to breathe. The Ambrosi family is dangerous, even for a bottomless pit.

Bro, there is no one alive who wouldn't be afraid to tell your mom to stop feeding people. Especially you.

[cauldronsbubble]

Sebastian suspects she misses having rambunctious little boys running through her house who do want to eat until they pass out.

Sigh. I am doomed to deal with her over-feeding forever, then. It'll get better next year, though, now that my golden birthday is over with.

[bluntforces]

Clearly someone needs to schedule a visit, next time he's home. Clearly.

Poor thing, being forced to deal with love. Such pity is felt for you.

Good swag today?

[cauldronsbubble]

Absolutely. Someone does not want an offended Ambrosi family on his hands.

Ah, the pity. And definitely good swag. Though I don't know whether it's a smart idea to get as drunk as I heard you did.

[bluntforces]

Never.

Nor does one want to be reminded of that hangover. Rude.

No. You keep braincells for both of us. Someone has to. Has Elani hugged you yet?

[cauldronsbubble]

He's sorry except he's not. It was really, really funny, Evan.

You are hours late, man. Elani does not neglect her hugging duties. You should be proud.

[bluntforces]

Luckily, this is clearly a love that can weather unnecessary cruelty.

We raised her up good. I'll see you Weds. Have a rockstar day, okay?

[cauldronsbubble]

Right! What are you going as for that Halloween Festival?

He needs ideas, man.

[bluntforces]

Robin, bro. Sophie's Batgirl. Get excited about the shorts.

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I think I might faint. You're going to be making a statement, that's for sure.