Over the weekend, Cooper received a series of hilarious very interesting texts from a little sheila who either downed dog clippers or oysters and didn't like them. Question is, who was she and how did she acquire his number?
But he has a dilemma. She'll figure out who she was texting if he dials her up from his own phone. And Coop does love his mysteries. He'll circumvent that bump in the road by the simple expedient of dialing from someone else's number.
"Mind if I borrow your mobile?" [ooc: Tag, please?]