House 4x02
Oh good, it's a simulator. She's a liar. House'll love that.
I has a sad about 23. BOO.
BYE BYE ROW D. I WILL MISS YOU BBs! ok, no, ROW C. I WILL NOT MISS YOU.
"I discovered salt and invented FM radio."
"We're protecting Osama Bin Laden?" FTW.
39 - not bad.
13 - uh oh. she's good and I want 23.
18 - I approve.
I was just starting to like blondie when she quit. GOOD BOY 18! ILU BB!
ooo, i like dude in leather. he has to stay. HE HAS TO STAY.
OH BLONDIE. ILU. YOU CAN STAY.
PORPOISE PORN FTW. OKAY 13, YOU'RE GROWING ON ME.
"I ride alone."
Who's that?
Osama Bin Laden.
Ok, the hot guy is 10. 26 is also not bad. So I like 10, 39, 4, 13.
OK, I DON'T LIKE 10. HE TOLD CUDDY. I knew he'd be fired.
26 is so gone. Napping is not allowed.
OH COME ON. CELL PHONE. DON'T BE STUPID HOUSE. SHE'S THERE.
That "stressfull" line from Wilson was reaching. Lame writing.
"I like you number nine." (1) that pwns. (2) take that wilson.
18 is so in. SO IN.
13 is the medium drinker ftw. I love this.
You're an Athiest. "Only on Christmas and Easter."
LOLZ TO ALL HER DOCTORS BEING ON TEQUILA.
HOUSE AND I BOTH WANTED TO NAIL BARBARA FELDON. THAT MAKES US SOUL MATES.
39's plan for implants may give him the win. I approve of him. Until that moment I thought 6/9, 13, 18. Now I want 39.
"Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look at her face?"
LOLZ IMUNITY CHALLENGE.
HAHA CHASE! WB BB!
Ah, the rose ceremony.
YYYYYYYYYES to 26 being his "assistant." We just got a fourth duckling y'all. AND RACHAEL WAS RIGHT AND BETH WAS WRONG. No penalty for naps.
"The hair makes you look like a hooker. I like it."
I'm sorry I'm sick of know it all Cameron. IF YOU'RE SO SMART WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING HIM HUH? HOUSE/13 FOREVAR.